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If you need to drink to stop yourself from being stressed out, you have a problem. You're better than drinking to forget Steph.

What is the point of drinking anyway? You get a buzz for an hour, you either sleep or pass out, you wake up hung over the next morning, and somewhere in between the drinking and passing out, you make a mistake or two. If you feel it necessary to drink and do something stupid like get on the guy your friend wants, then go ahead and do it, but you're just causing problems for yourself that you probably can't handle right now.

Go ahead and take that anyway you want to, just realize it's not an attack or insult, just a brief overview of what you've said. Anyways, it's more fun to be sober and make out with someone.

I want to kill all talking pop up ads. A pop up ad for shanghai knights just poped up and they were were screaming.I jumped.

actually i dont drink that often, maybe like once every couple of weeks...but its nice to turn my brain off for a couple hours and have fun without being daunted with inhibition. just simply loosen up and have a good time with "normal" people instead of doing my usual anti social thing

Ya know, there are other ways of turning your mind off. Maybe you should just hold off on the drinking until you get to U of M. That's when you'll realize what a mental breakdown is and find a need to ween yourself back into society. Until then, just have a good ol' sober time and get on guys when you're completely coherent, you're attractive enough to pull it off.

u of m is pretty...i am here now!!! come visit me at lovely u of m

bye everyone.

the northern woods are a callin'

oh shit. i just realized.

after prom night my username takes on a whole new meaning.

my brother went to u of m tonight to visit a college friend.

i've only drank once and i hated it. i was drunk for 5 hours seriously. puked too. NOT my type of fun, if you ask me.

Work Sucks

dreeenking iz kewl!2!!!!

I don't see a point in drinking... I'd much rather know that I can have fun without being in some incoherent stupor.

true dat

my parents are gone for the weekend and they forgot to put food in the house

breakfast is a boca cheeseburger sans bun (no buns), pita and hummus

mmmmmmmmmm

and i thought it was gross when people ate pizza for breakfast

well you see, when breakfast is at 1:00 in the afternoon and there is no food in your house, you'll eat anything

pretty soon im going to have to go for the canned goods

I hope this is goodbye wrote: Maybe you should just hold off on the drinking until you get to U of M. That's when you'll realize what a mental breakdown is and find a need to ween yourself back into society.

heh U of M does a good job of initiating mental breakdowns.

if you make it out sane, it's an accomplishment.

Idealist wrote:my parents are gone for the weekend and they forgot to put food in the house

breakfast is a boca cheeseburger sans bun (no buns), pita and hummus

mmmmmmmmmm

it is a bethany meal!

What the hell is Hummus?

Some kind of Mediterranean comestible.

i dont drink much...mostly only to play beer pong, which is hella fun