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castration.

who's with me?

No one is asking interview questions. Just questions.

This makes me sad.

I know!

What would you say are some of your weaknesses?

I work too hard.

Wait this isn't a job interview.

I'm lazy, no motivation, no ambition, I spend unusually large amounts of time on the internet, odd sense of humor, I push people away, I'm stubborn, I'm oppinionated.

That just a few.

What is your favorite mythical animal and why?

J-Neli wrote:

way to ruin the thread Lando

What should Lando's punishment be for ruining this thread?

Temporarily banning Jim sounds like a proper punishment for me.

I'd learn my lesson then.

and you ruined the thread again!!!

Will Matt ban Lando now?

No, but I will ban the internet.

What person has made you feel the worst about yourself in your life?

my father, probably.

if you could see any band live right now, who would it be?

Leslie Feist.

What is the most special thing about you? (seriously)

Random Name wrote:I work too hard.

Wait this isn't a job interview.

everything. i have a shimmer of specialness around me.


why is it i'm talking to my ex-b/f who's still in love with me and i'm clearly not in love with him yet i can't stop talking to him?! and by all of that i meant...if you could change one thing about your personality… what would it be?

being so emo at times.

what is your favouritest moment of your life?

chilling out at the park with miro, just sitting there, sipping on rum, looking at the bow river flowing on by. we talked for hours, my legs went numb from the cold and i didnt even notice. it was one of those beautiful, perfect moments.

if you could be someone else, describe the person you would be.

I'd still be me.

Is it weird that I like myself?

not at all. i like myself too!


close your eyes, turn around...what's the first thing you see?

Fairy wings.

Some people say that deep down everyone is afraid of snakes. Do you think this applies to you?

sure does.


are you afraid of chickens?

Well, I suppose if there wasn't a screen at the petting farm I'd get nervous... but they're nowhere near as scary as emu's.

What's your favorite television show?

gilmore girls (in fact, that's the only show i watch)


are you afraid of the great mole rat?

I've never met him, so I wouldn't know.

Do you like Physics?