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Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/23/2004, 10:24 pm

<+Spoofthemonkey> hello?
<@[TSE]yanki> hi
<@[TSE]yanki> hi
<+Spoofthemonkey> can you guys see what i am typing?
<@[TSE]yanki> no
<@[SHQ]AgentAndy_eating> nope
<+Spoofthemonkey> ? seriously?
<@[TSE]yanki> nope
<+Spoofthemonkey> what can i do to change it so you can see what i type?
<@[TSE]yanki> i dunno, maybe if you leave it will get fixed
Spoofthemonkey «jirc@cs24174148-203.satx.rr.com» has Quit iRC

Classic idiocy.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/23/2004, 10:28 pm

This one made me burst out with the random obscenity of it...

http://www.bash.org/?266250

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/23/2004, 10:29 pm

Axtech wrote:This one made me burst out with the random obscenity of it...

http://www.bash.org/?266250

My step dad does that. A lot.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/23/2004, 10:30 pm

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/23/2004, 10:32 pm

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/23/2004, 10:33 pm

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:35 pm

^

<Elly_May> she works where the men come and pay money for sex...
<Elly_May> what do you call it again...
<DrNick668> hahahah
<qrg> hahahha
<DrNick668> thailand

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/23/2004, 10:37 pm

i love these

<Video> anyone know where to get nhl 2004
<MpegMan> Best Buy
<Video> anyone know where to get FREE nhl 2004
<MpegMan> Wear baggy clothing to Best Buy

<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone

<OS|flu> aww poor canadian soldiers
<iZac> canadian soldiers? is it oxymoron night?
<enntee> you're here, so it's just moron night.

xlegoLASelfx: lifes a bitch
x0xsmeagol1x0x: but if it were a slut, it would be too easy

Keladry43: i am very bad at crabble
Stumacha: obviously
Keladry43: uh. yeah. dammit.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/23/2004, 10:39 pm

dream in Japanese wrote: Keladry43: i am very bad at crabble
Stumacha: obviously
Keladry43: uh. yeah. dammit.

This is the worst thing I have ever heard:

<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem...
then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/23/2004, 10:40 pm

<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:41 pm

<SolidFlam> I can see the day that I type here "Ok, I'm going to watch Reloaded"
<SolidFlam> Bastard wacko will probably download it and then give us spoilers
<[wacko]> Neo dies!!
<[wacko]> Trinity has sex with Morpheus!
<[wacko]> The Oracle was fake!
<StarmanDX> Morpheus is a woman!
<[wacko]> Agent Smith is back!!
<[wacko]> Zion is hacked!
<StarmanDX> Jar Jar Binks has a cameo!
<SolidFlam> Bullet Time is lag

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/23/2004, 10:43 pm

bahahahahahaha

<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.
<fm> then they said april fools and signed off.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/23/2004, 10:45 pm

<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis
<saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up
<Damien> lol sab
<saboteur> and its hard to hide
<phase5> same
<phase5> or like, when your walking down the street
<phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants
<phase5> and drags on the ground
<saboteur> haha
<saboteur> yeah exactly
<k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:46 pm

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:48 pm

<Casm> so lemme get this straight...
<Casm> you asked for sex on the 2nd date
<Casm> and when she said no you started crying?
<Fr0id> yep
<Casm> and she felt sorry for ya and put out?
<Fr0id> yep
<Casm> so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy?
<Fr0id> seems like it
<Casm> i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:56 pm

<_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college?
<Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why?
<_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 11:00 pm

<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard
<ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts
<ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now
<domenow> yeah, mine too
<domenow> I mean... err.

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/23/2004, 11:01 pm

<fireslide> i turned the windows narrator on
<fireslide> it funny as hell

<Tolkien`> what does it do?
<fireslide> it narrates stuff man
<Tolkien`> like the text on the screen?
<fireslide> yes
<Tolkien`> is it for deaf people
<Tolkien`> or something?

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 10/23/2004, 11:08 pm

<aidan> i'm going to rule when i leave home
<wyki> why?
<aidan> i was concerned about the amount of food in the house
<aidan> i now sit here with four, yes, four peanut butter and jam sandwiches and a glass of milk
<aidan> i could live like this for weeks
<wyki> ahh but when you are living on your own you will need to shop, and then you will be greeted with the problem that has faced many broke young men living by themselves. to buy bread and peanut butter, or to buy condoms and bear
<aidan> why i would EVER buy condoms and a bear is beyond me

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 11:09 pm

I just found my new favourite:

RogueRed1: you dumb
RogueRed1: your*
Xaimus: NOT MUCH BETTER

!!!

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