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I guess you do what you have to do. It's a shame you can't find a decent woman. I haven't had one worth showing off to my family in almost a year. I don't think my family ever met a girlfriend of mine, and I've had a good amount of girlfriends, so that's saying something.

then i get this rep that i sleep around when i take what i get.

my parents like whoever i bring home, though it's rare that i do so. but the girls parents, that's another story, all the mom's like me, all the dad's kind of looked through me and made an assumption of what i wanted.

Well how do you think they wound up with a daughter? The dad wanted to get the mom in the sack, and succeeded. He just forgot to pull out, and therefore, had a daughter. And now he sees you as a potential mistake maker for a grandchild, and he's probably scared to hell of it.

true true.

and the mom's well they just assumed that i was the good kid in school, the superintendents son that never misbehaves and does his work and doesn't ever think about sex...ever. dam i was good, had the perfect front and everything.

I am rather charismatic when it comes to girls I want and their parents. I can get them to love me, and I don't know why. I guess if you throw a few words that aren't monosyllabic, clean yourself up, and make a few jokes that they would appreciate, then you're so in with them.

yeah dude, that works big time!

I try to be funny. And I fail miserably.

nippy
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kids
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lol
friends.. concerts.. my gf.. biology.. life.. great hockey games w/ no cheap crap and where the players show true sportsmanship
the stanley cup playoffs just for the tradition on shaking hands with one another after a hard fought battle where the players try to kill each other in a best of 7 series and have the decency/courtesy/class to congratulate one another

being done with school for the semester
sitting outside in the sun with one of my friends who I haven't seen in months and just laughing for hours before a matt good concert

having one of my guyfriends wink at me.

those amazing conversations with your best friend.
being with him.
reading a really good book.
jeff buckley.
matthew good.
customers who say "thank you" and you know they mean it.

that's all for now.

It makes me smile when i think bout how i've met so many people i admire

when people understand what i'm talking about