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Kicker774 wrote:Less comma talk, more car talk.
In fact I think I'll make 2 seperate threads.

Back on the subject of this thread ...
I effin hate theives.

I once had some junkie bust out the passenger window of my Accord jsut to steal the tape deck. WTF?? If you were that hard up for cash you could had knocked on my door and I would had given you the $5 bucks it was worth!!

Didn't they steal your laptop too?

Kicker774 wrote:I hope it feels so good to be right.
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out shortcomings of others is there.

damn right.

yes there is actually.

S..E... uh.... pointing out people's shortcomings in person!

so thats what you kids are calling it these days?!

What did it used to be called?

oh and I'm not mean enough to point out shortcomings in people... especially in person... except for my brother. Then we get into a fight!

Donald Faison is a tough customer!

Lando wrote:oh and I'm not mean enough to point out shortcomings in people... especially in person... except for my brother. Then we get into a fight!

i do that too
along with fighting with your brother!
its fun times.. fun times!

Lando wrote:What did it used to be called?

what are we talking about?

At appx 4:30 CST on Monday the 17th (St. Patty's Day) my car was freaking found. In one piece and everything.

All the fucker stole was the (roughly) five bucks in change from my center console. Didn't steal the keys. Didn't steal my cds. Didn't steal my cd player. Didn't steal the bowling ball or the "some day" valuable baseball cards within the crate of personal items in my trunk. Didn't even steal anything from those personal items.

Phew. The end. I'm going to bed.

Wow.
Well awesome, you have your car back!

I'm so glad it was found in one piece. And with most of your stuff still in it. You must be so relieved.

Must had been someone out for a joyride or just didn't want to walk.

I was watching a reality show called BaitCar

Cops were saying that an increasing excuse for people who steal cars is they just didn't feel like walking or taking the bus.

that's the strangest excuse I've ever heard...

"uh, well I didn't feel like walking, officer, so I stole this car."

Not really. This dude could've been cocked or hopped up on something. It was like 2:30 in the morning. Like ten below outside. He probably did just want a warm ride.

When it was only found about 10 miles from home. I can only wonder how long it was sitting in that parking lot. Sucks cuz I drive past that area on a regular basis, just don't go back where that parking lot was.

He didn't drive it much cuz i recalled the mileage. He only used about a quarter tank.

He did also smoke like a mo'fo in my car cuz the whole cup holder area is buried in ashes. Hope walmart cleans that up for me if I take it to get my oil changed there, today.

Haha wow. thats lucky. congrats though, it must be a relief.

you must've had a shitload of four leaf clovers with ya today.

He's got the shaggin wagon back!

I TOLD YOU SOMETHING GOOD WAS COMING YOUR WAY!

Can the hate please now be directed to the idiot who drove into my car yesterday and didn't stop to give me his details and the registration number that a witness gave me (I didn't get a chance to see it myself) doesn't exist so unless the police can do some good detective work it all gets counted against my own insurance so I have to pay the £200 excess and then lose a year of my no claims discount