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Posted: **6/5/2005, 3:26 pm**

when i went to new york, there was a starbucks every couple feet.

Posted: **6/5/2005, 5:31 pm**

theres an intersection in vancouver (denman and davie, maybe) where there are 2 starbucks cafes ACROSS from each other. you cross the street twice from one starbucks, then you get to the next.

Posted: **6/8/2005, 8:41 pm**

starfuckers.

Posted: **6/8/2005, 8:44 pm**

Posted: **6/10/2005, 1:49 am**

Chanandler Bong wrote:There is no Tim Horton's in the states I believe. They got Dunkin' Donuts instead.

There are a few in really northern New York, right before you cross the border to Canada... and I believe someone told us the same occurs in northern Michigan.

But yes, for the most part, there is no Tim Horton's in America. Darn it.

Dunkin' Donuts is slowly getting more and more stuff to eat, though, so maybe eventually they'll be just as good.

Bandalero wrote:tim's bits = doughnut holes.

^ = Munchkins

Hope wrote:theres an intersection in vancouver (denman and davie, maybe) where there are 2 starbucks cafes ACROSS from each other. you cross the street twice from one starbucks, then you get to the next.

Lewis Black does a hilarious bit about two Starbucks across the street from each other... it's on one of his Comedy Central specials, I believe. Soooooo funny.

Posted: **6/10/2005, 1:58 am**

I like how no one gave a shit that Josh might have been killed/mugged/raped by some crazy people in the middle of the night in a large city. Instead we debate on Tim Horton's, Starbucks, and Dunkin Donuts.

Posted: **6/10/2005, 3:39 am**

Well, that's cos he's here posting on the CM so we know he's fine!!

Plus, since the bum spoke to him in English and not gibberish/screaming, that's just not dangerous.

Posted: **6/10/2005, 8:36 am**

faninor wrote:Umm, I went to see Presidents of the United States of America in Portland and didn't realize I wouldn't be able to get back into the Greyhound station until 6:30 AM. The only time I've been to the Portland Greyhound before, I had a long layover from like 3 AM to 7:15 AM. I assumed that meant it would be open at random hours in the middle of the night.

OMG YOU HAVE TO TALK TO SAND

Posted: **6/10/2005, 10:47 am**

superboots wrote:
faninor wrote:Umm

I went to see Presidents of the United States of America in Portland.

And didn't realize I wouldn't be able to get back into the Greyhound station until 6:30 AM.

The only time I've been to the Portland Greyhound before, I had a long layover from like 3 AM to 7:15 AM.

I assumed that meant it would be open at random hours.

In the middle of the night.

OMG YOU HAVE TO TALK TO SAND

Posted: **6/10/2005, 6:23 pm**

hahahaha
thats a good story
hahahaha

Posted: **6/10/2005, 8:25 pm**

Well Tim Hortons is owned by Wendy's so I'm sure it's just a matter of time before Timmy's moves into more American markets.

Posted: **6/10/2005, 11:17 pm**

Timmy will do Wendy and they will concieve a child named Wemmy.

Posted: **6/11/2005, 12:51 am**

Hope wrote:theres an intersection in vancouver (denman and davie, maybe) where there are 2 starbucks cafes ACROSS from each other. you cross the street twice from one starbucks, then you get to the next.

there are a few intersections like that. on granville and georgia, there's one outside, and directly cross from it is Sears, which has another starbucks inside it. like, 3 years ago, on the other end of the Sears building (facing Robson), there used to be another starbucks, almost kitty corner from the one near Chapters (robson and howe, i believe).

i know no one will understand these directions other than Jen.

edit: picture for clarification. because i'm bored to death anyway.

Posted: **6/11/2005, 3:12 am**

Dat's a lot of Starbucks.

There are definitely multiple ones in very short distances around here, too. I can't give any specific examples, though.

But seriously... you guys really have to check out that Lewis Black bit.

Posted: **6/11/2005, 11:01 am**

Sonya, that old SB isnt there anymore? Its been too long since i've lived in Richmond.

Posted: **6/11/2005, 12:22 pm**

Sonya wrote: there are a few intersections like that. on granville and georgia, there's one outside, and directly cross from it is Sears, which has another starbucks inside it. like, 3 years ago, on the other end of the Sears building (facing Robson), there used to be another starbucks, almost kitty corner from the one near Chapters (robson and howe, i believe).

i know no one will understand these directions other than Jen.

I know where you mean!!

Posted: **6/11/2005, 1:42 pm**

awesome.

nikki4982 wrote:But seriously... you guys really have to check out that Lewis Black bit.

I meant to add that I've seen it. it's hilarious.

Cracky wrote:Sonya, that old SB isnt there anymore? Its been too long since i've lived in Richmond.

no, it died a few years ago. now it's a part of the makeup/perfume section of Sears.

Posted: **6/11/2005, 3:06 pm**

We have one starbucks in the whole city. I feel cool.

Posted: **6/11/2005, 6:12 pm**

Bandalero wrote:tim's bits = doughnut holes.

I just saw this

Tim's bits! Sounds like his unmentionables

Posted: **6/11/2005, 9:15 pm**

I thought they're timbits? not "Tim's bits"

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