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I'm a father.

Who's the mother?

I don't know.... Been so many after all

<Yams> humanity would be better off with more fart machines
< afealicious > i want one.
< afealicious > imagine the possibilities
<Yams> *imagines*
<Yams> i'd just set it in a washroom stall and set it off over... and over... and over... and over... and over...
<Yams> and over...
<Yams> and more after that
<Yams> I may even put a brick on one of the buttons
<Rusty> that would be amazing
<Yams> i'll say
<Rusty> if i had one i'd terrorize my english teacher with it
<Rusty> i'd hide many in the class
<Rusty> one in her car
<Rusty> her house
<Rusty> her coat
<Yams> you should tape it to the bottom of her desk
<Rusty> that would be awesome
<Yams> indeed.
< afealicious > what is the composition of a stink bomb? there's a formula isn't there..
<Rusty> yes, yes there is
<Rusty> i'll be damned if i know it though
<Yams> sulfur.. and sulfur.
<Rusty> methane
<Rusty> shouldn't it have methane too?
<Yams> methane is a gas
<Rusty> yeah
< afealicious > methane is in fart
<Rusty> yeah
<Yams> but it disapates
<Rusty> true
<Yams> sulfur can be in powdered form
<Rusty> do you know a fart is acutally comprised of over 150 gases :O
<Yams> I do now..
<Yams> do you know there are like 5,000 chemicals in a cigarette??!??!
<Yams> of course you did
<Rusty> i did
< afealicious > hey hey hey kids, stupid.ca
<Rusty> who you calling stupid?
<Yams> its a big selling poing of not smoking these days
<Rusty>
<Rusty> true
<Rusty> it's mostly tar
<Yams> mostly I really have to go
<Rusty> nothing like smoking up a good ole chunk of the road basically
<Yams> cheers
< afealicious > sayonara
<Rusty> later

Poot.

Hot coffee, loose seats.

Ive been there.

Call one eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
One eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
Alaaaaaaaaaarm Force!

nikki4982 wrote:Poot.

i was gonna say spoot....but this caught my eye

afealicious wrote:Call one eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
One eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
Alaaaaaaaaaarm Force!

my friend and i occasionally sing that in the middle of the hallway at lunch. either that or:

Dial one eight six six WOW DEAL!

Sonya wrote:

afealicious wrote:Call one eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
One eight hundred two six seven two thousand and one
Alaaaaaaaaaarm Force!

my friend and i occasionally sing that in the middle of the hallway at lunch. either that or:

Dial one eight six six WOW DEAL!

And get away for less
One eight six six WOW DEAL!



loud and bright-sounding jingles do have a way of adhering themselves to one's memory. that's unhealthy. brainwashing. taking over our minds!

*runs around screaming*

Some turtles can breathe through their butts.

afealicious wrote:loud and bright-sounding jingles do have a way of adhering themselves to one's memory. that's unhealthy. brainwashing. taking over our minds!

*runs around screaming*

... *dies laughing*


and about that turtle thing...



interesting...

but

hehe.

my cat's chasing her tail.

Sonya wrote:

afealicious wrote:loud and bright-sounding jingles do have a way of adhering themselves to one's memory. that's unhealthy. brainwashing. taking over our minds!

*runs around screaming*

... *dies laughing*


and about that turtle thing...



interesting...

but

here's another one. apparently somewhere in africa there's a type of frog that, if you tap it's bum, it releases fresh water that you can drink.

Disturbing.

lemon chicken!!!!

Go Johnny Go Go