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Posted: **12/20/2005, 11:38 pm**

i'm not drunk.

but i'm working on it!!@

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:19 am**

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:33 am**

the best boozw is stolen booze

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:34 am**

beautiful liar wrote:the best boozw is stolen booze

can you steal some for me please?

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:34 am**

sure. meet me in the woods. we'll jam.

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:38 am**

dice. i'll bring my portable keyboard. you can bring a guitar. i'll bring my voice. and we'll make new music.

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:39 am**

Is that a complex euphemism?

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:41 am**

don't ask why wrote:dice. i'll bring my portable keyboard. you can bring a guitar. i'll bring my voice. and we'll make new music.

hey dude, that works beautifully.

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:46 am**

Axtech wrote:Is that a complex euphemism?

no idea what he's trying to say if it is

Posted: **12/21/2005, 12:48 am**

starseed_10 wrote:
Axtech wrote:Is that a complex euphemism?
no idea what he's trying to say if it is

what the hell is a euphemism?

Posted: **12/21/2005, 1:03 am**

OH this was a vocab word!!!

it's like, an indirect or polite way to say something...maybe not polite.

ex: "passed away" is a euphemism for "bit the dust"

Posted: **12/21/2005, 1:11 am**

hey, wha?

party?

Posted: **12/21/2005, 6:17 pm**

I don't think it's the type of party you wanna attend...or is it...

Posted: **12/21/2005, 9:56 pm**

i dunno

it's cold in my house.

WOHA

Posted: **12/21/2005, 11:18 pm**

I think this probably belongs in here! I woke up a couple days ago after becoming inolerably intoxicated and discovered my laptop next to me in bed, out of batteries. When I plugged it in, up came a word document containing the following, which I have absolutely no memory of typing

Stop pushing me back you fucking liquour
I’ll have none of it I’ll fight
You hear me?
This is nothing to do with you
I just need some time to sleep
And mu head to the side lolls
With pretentious n and hatred
An d I have just realixe tjst on jate everythin g ever imaginef and oh my god I drnk too nmuch
Poh shit this hasn’t happened din a llong timei can’t even sit p traiht

*bow*

Posted: **12/21/2005, 11:38 pm**

that. is sooo coool.

i once woke up in my best friends t shirt...
apparently i wanted to wear it because it had fishes on it...and i like fishies...

i can't think of anye better stories than that...ack.

Posted: **12/21/2005, 11:39 pm**

One time, I woke up with my pockets full of leaves. To this day, I have no idea how those leaves got there.

Posted: **12/21/2005, 11:47 pm**

woah

*stares at pockets*

Posted: **12/21/2005, 11:56 pm**

Posted: **12/22/2005, 12:02 am**

HAHAHAHAHA is that a moose?

I think it is! HAHA

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