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Rusty wrote:

laurel wrote:guess who has gibbled hips!

What?

i went to the chiro, and apparently i was born with my hips at two different angles. this in turn causes all the back pain i've been putting up with for years, and now i may finally be pain free because someone fiiiiiinally figured out what's wrong.

Rusty! Pants on! Bad Boy! Stop trying to get others totake theirs off!!!!! What have I told you about this? No more or your ground!

But....but...but My pants revolution......I just set them all aflame.......

grounded. forEVER.

You can't ground me forEVER! I have rights!! VIVE LA NON PANTS REVOLUTION!

viva la sharp high heels (they will hurt when I sack your nakedness)

But Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie, I don't wanna get sacked while I enjoy my nakedness.

well as long as you are enjoying your public nakedness you will get sacked....with sharp high heels....

Fine! *puts slightly singed pants back on* You win this round, but I'll be back! With reinforcments! If Reno were here we'd team up and win and noone would ever wear pants again. Just like back in the day when we out argued Cass.

other Cass?

That's the one.

we Cass' think alike apparently.

Actually it was a different topic. I think it was Cass we were debating with...I can't recall well. But it was the great debate of manwhore vs the prude virgin, I don't remeber how it got started, or many of the details. I just remember it happening.

Haha, I accused him of being a manwhore and he accused me of being a prude. I can't remember who won that poll. Rusty, no matter how hard I try, I can't imagine you as a manwhore. I imagine you falling somewhere on the spectrum between prude and manwhore.

I am the original Cass guys!

Cas, just out of curiosity, if your name is Cassie how did you end up with the nickname "Cas"? Everyone has always just put the double ss on mine, probably so they can make it go with "ass" better.

holy crap i'm bored

i know the feeling. and my supper date totally ditched me.

Henrietta wrote:Haha, I accused him of being a manwhore and he accused me of being a prude. I can't remember who won that poll. Rusty, no matter how hard I try, I can't imagine you as a manwhore. I imagine you falling somewhere on the spectrum between prude and manwhore.

I am the original Cass guys!

Cas, just out of curiosity, if your name is Cassie how did you end up with the nickname "Cas"? Everyone has always just put the double ss on mine, probably so they can make it go with "ass" better.

My name is Cassandra, my family (and Russy) call me Cassie, and one day my friend decided Cass was too long so she started spelling it Cas.

Henrietta wrote:Haha, I accused him of being a manwhore and he accused me of being a prude. I can't remember who won that poll. Rusty, no matter how hard I try, I can't imagine you as a manwhore. I imagine you falling somewhere on the spectrum between prude and manwhore.

I am the original Cass guys!

Cas, just out of curiosity, if your name is Cassie how did you end up with the nickname "Cas"? Everyone has always just put the double ss on mine, probably so they can make it go with "ass" better.

Yes that was it. You're right I'm not a manwhore, but it was fun to argue the point anyway.

MY EYEBALLS ARE TRYING TO ITCH THEMSELVES OUT OF MY FACE

dear god. worst way to spend a friday night is trying not to rip out your eyeballs.

Ew.