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How many people wanted to be duct taped together?

Rusty wrote:

Clumsy7Thief wrote:

Rusty wrote: *claps* Very good singing and glad to hear you're in a good mood.

Hmm, lemme find a song.... *picks up guitar starts playing*

Alright kiddies the next song for the cm to sing shall be Nirvana-come as you are.

Come as you are, as you were, as I waaaaaaaant you to be

NO! *stabs you*

I meant continue with MY song. it was christopher lydon -dresden dolls but now you've sooo ruined it.

How rude. I thought my song was decent, plus I didn't know the words to yours.

YOU'RE RUDE!

if you do not know the words then you were not suppose to pick it up.

Rusty wrote:

Clumsy7Thief wrote:

baby_dracula wrote:so my bus got hit by a car today. so it took an extra hour to get home. half of which was waking. whee.

oh...and no one said anything about the poem i wrote or the songs i sang

that sucks about your bus. a person was hit by a car outside my school yesterday. just be glad you werent her! she was okay, but an ambulance still had to come.

and the songs you sang were lovely. what was the poem tho?

Someone got hit by a car? Who?

no one you know. some girl from notre dame.

i know people from notre dame..

Clumsy7Thief wrote:

baby_dracula wrote:so my bus got hit by a car today. so it took an extra hour to get home. half of which was waking. whee.

oh...and no one said anything about the poem i wrote or the songs i sang

that sucks about your bus. a person was hit by a car outside my school yesterday. just be glad you werent her! she was okay, but an ambulance still had to come.

and the songs you sang were lovely. what was the poem tho?

the pain between my eyes
is a heavy loaded pain.

it sinks down deep and spreads outwards,
like smoke billowing into a small room.

cool glass against my skull
threatens to engulf me,
draw me in
and spit me out
to fall to the asphalt below.

cool glass against my skin
presses down with
ugly relief
and careful construction,
drawing the teabag from the brew.

beware the careful plan,
the mutually assured destruction;
i am the nuclear warhead
and i can feel the impending detonation.

can you hear the coming thunder in your bones?

xcinminspiderx wrote:i know people from notre dame..

its not the same school, silly.

Rusty wrote:How many people wanted to be duct taped together?

they had no choice...you paid the seniors to come and duct tape two of your friends together. i'm pretty sure no one paid to do it to themselves..

and while they're hopping around the room trying to free themselves it's a perfect photo op. now i've got display pics and videos and other similar threats...

I KNOW PEOPLE FROM NOTRE DAME!

i think i talked to someone who went there or some such once

WHO GOT HIT BY A CAR?

WAS IT JULIETTE? (i hope so)

i almost got hit by a car once
some girl was taking a right turn on red and didnt bother to check to her like.. right to see.. if .. there were cars.. or more importantly people crossing the bloody road and just drove
i was almost by her by then thankfully so i jumped to my right and then forward (i wouldve got clipped if i just jumped forward) and got out of the way
some dude in the car next to her looked at me while i was shaking my head and mouthed "are you ok" and i nodded and he just glared at the car haha

I almost got killed walking back from Kim's today.
This guy in a pickup streaked through red while I was about to cross.

I almost hit someone else once
well I was in a car that almost hit someone else
I can't drive.
But it was their fault!

Clumsy7Thief wrote: YOU'RE RUDE!

if you do not know the words then you were not suppose to pick it up.

*scuffs shoe against floor* I on'y wanta'd sing to is all

5 edits, but I finally quoted only one section and said what i was trying to say

Clumsy7Thief wrote:

Rusty wrote:

Clumsy7Thief wrote: that sucks about your bus. a person was hit by a car outside my school yesterday. just be glad you werent her! she was okay, but an ambulance still had to come.

and the songs you sang were lovely. what was the poem tho?

Someone got hit by a car? Who?

no one you know. some girl from notre dame.

Silly notre dame. How did you hear about it?

afealicious wrote:

Rusty wrote:How many people wanted to be duct taped together?

they had no choice...you paid the seniors to come and duct tape two of your friends together. i'm pretty sure no one paid to do it to themselves..

and while they're hopping around the room trying to free themselves it's a perfect photo op. now i've got display pics and videos and other similar threats...

Were you duct taped?

happeningfish wrote:I almost got killed walking back from Kim's today.
This guy in a pickup streaked through red while I was about to cross.

I almost got killed a couple days ago, because the person that was driving was on a cell phone and wasn't paying attention as I tried to walk across the street. In the crosswalk, with the walking dude, I even had the right of way.

Yeah with this dude, the light had been red for a good long time and the intersection was empty in his direction (EXCEPT FOR ME!) so he just shot through it like a bullet. I was so fucking scared. He almost hit me.