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starseed_10 wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:

happeningfish wrote: dude, I totally read a book a long time ago about this girl who liked ancient egyptian stuff a lot and she did an experiment where she put a piece of meat and a dead mouse under a box and under a pyramid and the pyramid ones decomposed way slower then she travelled back in time!

ha! look at the posts in the middle...
what's gonna happen when the lines get too small to fit anything?

weeeeee

dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve

Get out of my thread.

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DUDE
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Wavy dude?

YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME!!!

rusty will show you. unless he's too humiliated.

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The waving emoticon johnny.

crazy younguns

Crazy...non youngun....

You = youngun.

So respect your elders sonny.

Dr. Hobo wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:

starseed_10 wrote: ha! look at the posts in the middle...
what's gonna happen when the lines get too small to fit anything?

weeeeee

dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve

starseed_10 wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote:

starseed_10 wrote: weeeeee

dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve

awww im sorry steve
just try and put in a lil story or some such

starseed_10 wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote:

starseed_10 wrote: weeeeee

dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve

all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you.

baby_dracula wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote: dude
atleast alex had a story
you suck steve

all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you.

i wasnt crying but thank you

Dr. Hobo wrote:

baby_dracula wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:

all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you.

i wasnt crying but thank you

so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.

anyway... i didnt get my soup.

starseed_10 wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote:

baby_dracula wrote: all this fun without me??

don't cry. i still love you.

i wasnt crying but thank you

so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.

i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it

Dr. Hobo wrote:

starseed_10 wrote:

Dr. Hobo wrote: i wasnt crying but thank you

so one time some friends and i went to the market, cause i was in need of a little carbon monoxide to make soup... cause let's face it, soup just isnt soup without a little death-capability.

anyway... we ended up taking home a small village worth of wax paper and we made houses out of it, and lived in them for a while....

it was like a village made out of a village worth of wax paper.

so like, litterally a villag worth of wax paper.

then we all went to school and studied the adhesive properties of tree sap.

it was a bitch cause that stuff is so damn adhesive.

word on the street is if you have enough tree sap you can install carpets for free. then you can even eat the leftovers. it nuts. seriously.

i very much enjoyed your story
please continue it

THEN, we dressed up like gypsied and tried to sell sea-shells that werent even real sea shells. they were cardboard sea shells.

and it wasnt even real cardboard. it was the cheap kind that hallmark uses to make get well cards.

if anyone i know ever needs to get well, i'm gonna fly to botzwana and bring back the real thing.. with live crustacians still inside just for proof

it gonna be nuts. seriously

i'll probably end up selling them though... and just using the money for some crazy expensive treatment.

maybe i can put hallmark out of business in the process and go on to open up a plastic melting facility. It'll have state of the art plastic melters. For real. Those things will just go bezerk on that plastic. Make it wish it wasnt even plastic or anything


but it is.



that's the whole point, cause if it wasnt plastic, my plastic melting factory couldn't really do much along the lines of liquification.





ultimately i'd go bankrupt and my second cousin or whoever needed the card probably wouldnt get well. and i'd have to take up kickboxing in my basement for when everyone filed lawsuits. it would be like rocky IV, but only i'm not rocky and i wasnt produced by newline cinemas or anything crazy like that.


seriously.

*wanders into thread*

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