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half jill wrote:i need help.
what would a boy want for christmas?

charitable donation to:

warchild
amnesty
united way
local charities and food bank
salvation army
local hospital

But I gave him sex for his birthday!

hella pagebabied, plus outposted. damn.

Rusty wrote:

half jill wrote:i need help.
what would a boy want for christmas?

Sex, or cds, or movies, or video games, or clothes.

i've thought of all of those but it has to be work appropriate since this is secret santa with my work..so sex is out of the question, i have NO idea what movie he would want. he only seems interested in HP, but he has those. video games are effin expensive. do you think im made of money? ..or maybe i could not get you YOUR gift & use that money to buy a video game. ..and clothes. eh. i thought that would be weird...but i'll think about it. i got him some sweet socks already though.

Hmmmm, this lad is proving to be tricky indeed. Socks are always a great gift good job with that! How about buttons? Or draw him a picture! or write him a poem! or or record a song! Stuff like that is always nice to get.

Speaking of gifts, you wanna give me any hints as to what you'd like? So far I've only gotten Emily her gift. I have no idea what to give others...so suggesstions...eh..eh......eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?

Does anyone know how to get a boyfriend for Christmas?



I don't want to pay though. Geez.

Show off the goods?

I don't think standing on a street corner was what Cass had in mind.

half jill wrote:i've thought of all of those but it has to be work appropriate since this is secret santa with my work..

Oh that sucks... too bad your work isn't doing what we are at Kohl's... everyone's gonna write down three things they'd want. Maybe you could suggest doing that now? Is it too late?

I want everything at Kohls.

OH MY GOD, I'M HERE.
i'm so happy i trudged through the impossibly confusing to navigate cc, and found nikki's post on how to get here.

now, let us hope i never have to go back there again, and can stay here foreveeeeeer.

My car was a victim of a hit-and-run on Saturday night. It was parallel parked in the street and someone just ran into it and then took off before anyone could get their tags or info. People like that make me so mad. They have no consideration for other people. Now I have to pay for all the repairs out of my pocket.

How do you hit a parked car anyways? Driving with your eyes closed? More likely drunk. If I find out who that person was, I'm gonna raise heck and press charges!!!

The good news is that no one was hurt. The people who witnessed it said that the car was speeding and completely lost control before ending up in my car. It's a good thing no one was crossing the street or that it didn't end up on the sidewalk.

Oh no, that sucks so bad, Jacqui. But yeah, it's really really good the idiot didn't hit any people.

Henrietta wrote:I want everything at Kohls.

I don't think you want *everything*. Look in Misses... you'll find some of the ugliest clothes you've ever seen!!

Yannic's Sociology Professer wrote:Sorry to hear about your troubles. Make sure to see me in the office C319 at 2:30 on Tuesday. Try and bring the exam with you. Thanks for your concern. I do not know what can be done at this stage. Lets explore options.

Johann

ps. I totally had mono and forgot to mention it to y'all.

skimming through Chart's Year-End Poll dealie, i find that our very own Jeremy Taggart has a nod for 'Best Haircut'.

*votes*




edit: oh yeah, raine's up for a few things, too. so is the a/l/s vid. etc, etc, etc.

edit #2: bahaha, skimming through the Fromage 05 nominations, 'Where Are You' is one of the accused.

Henrietta wrote:Does anyone know how to get a boyfriend for Christmas?



I don't want to pay though. Geez.

Seduce Santa with cookies and milk and sex.

Sonya wrote: edit #2: bahaha, skimming through the Fromage 05 nominations, 'Where Are You' is one of the accused.

YESSSS!!!

i mean >_>

(a/l/s isn't on there?)

<_<





i <3 olp.

it'll be on for next year, you can be sure

Everyone vote for OLP.