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Posted: **10/19/2005, 4:11 pm**

What in blazes is Creationism?

Posted: **10/19/2005, 5:08 pm**

the theory that God created the earth and humans

Posted: **10/19/2005, 5:15 pm**

I hate econ. I hate stats.

Yes I do.

Posted: **10/19/2005, 5:26 pm**

TOMORROW I'M CLIMBING THE CN TOWER!!!

Posted: **10/19/2005, 5:55 pm**

From the outside?

Posted: **10/19/2005, 5:56 pm**

i got new glasses. they're awesome. they're sleek, and scratch-free, and get this: they're straight! even with the fact that they're a dark pink, they actually look good on me!

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:01 pm**

ooh show us a picture! they sound cool!!

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:12 pm**

They're straight?

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:19 pm**

afealicious wrote:TOMORROW I'M CLIMBING THE CN TOWER!!!

Look out for the ninjas!!!

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:28 pm**

Henrietta wrote:They're straight?

That reminds me of the time my friend who worked at a glasses store told me he had a customer ask him if a pair of glasses were "bisexual". It's a testament to my friend's salesman-powers that he didn't burst out laughing, and instead just affirmed that they were, in fact, uh, "unisex".

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:32 pm**

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:33 pm**

I hate wearing glasses. I wish my eyeballs were all normal and stuff.

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:38 pm**

Henrietta wrote:They're straight?

that's right. my glasses are heterosexually oriented

these glasses being straight is important because my last glasses were crooked for a very long time and finally snapped last week when i was trying to straighten them

happening fish wrote:ooh show us a picture! they sound cool!!

i so would, but i can't. i don't have a digital camera :S

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:40 pm**

Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:TOMORROW I'M CLIMBING THE CN TOWER!!!
Look out for the ninjas!!!

i'll try my best!!!

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:40 pm**

That happened to an old pair of mine too Saman!

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:41 pm**

afealicious wrote:
Rusty wrote:
afealicious wrote:TOMORROW I'M CLIMBING THE CN TOWER!!!
Look out for the ninjas!!!
i'll try my best!!!

Just to be sure you better go prepared. *gives you cn tower ninja reppellant spray* It's the same type that batman uses.

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:54 pm**

what if, halfway up, i get tired and faint and can't to use the spray!?

i almost regret signing up, i have a ninja friend of my own breathing down my neck, she's planning on making me sprint half of it.......that's like 850+ steps...uh oh.

Posted: **10/19/2005, 6:56 pm**

In case of emergency use your cn tower ninja reppellent deodorant. It keeps the ninjas away and makes you smell like mangos. As for the sprint, I suggest scaling the outer wall instead. Much more fun.

Posted: **10/19/2005, 7:32 pm**

saman wrote:i got new glasses. they're awesome. they're sleek, and scratch-free, and get this: they're straight! even with the fact that they're a dark pink, they actually look good on me!

ooooooooo hotttttt
i wanna see too

that'd definately look good on you

Posted: **10/19/2005, 7:33 pm**

happening fish wrote:I got a forward from my engineer roommate of engineer jokes, which I sent to my mom cause my dad's an engineer and it drives her nuts. It included this joke:

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,
>> "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well,
>> I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful
>> woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all
>> her clothes and said, "Take what you want." "The second engineer nodded
>> approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

I just got an email back from her saying that she had shown him the jokes and he liked them, but "he didn't understand the one with the great bike."
I LAUGHED UNTIL I COULDN'T BREATHE.

forward.me.now.
must forward to bro doing electrical and dad who IS an engineer

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