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Posted: **3/19/2005, 1:19 am**

im a fun cruise

Posted: **3/19/2005, 1:39 am**

alexxx had a pagebaby while drunk.

this is what happens when people have page sex while drunk.

poor drunken pagebaby.

Posted: **3/19/2005, 1:52 am**

poor kid

Posted: **3/19/2005, 1:59 am**

snowballs chance in hell, that kid's got

Posted: **3/19/2005, 2:02 am**

i know eh

Posted: **3/19/2005, 2:09 am**

werd.

Posted: **3/19/2005, 2:29 am**

say what?

Posted: **3/19/2005, 2:34 am**

indeed

Posted: **3/19/2005, 9:16 am**

Indubidbibably

Posted: **3/19/2005, 3:22 pm**

its4am_isanybodyhome wrote:you know i think there should be an award for the cmer who manages to have over 1000 posts and still not be very well-known on the cm

pssst and i should win

That would be what the conservative award is SUPPOSED to be.

Just try to say unknown til next year, and you could still win.

Rusty wrote:So someone tell me whether me or my mom is the crazy stupid one here.

*doorbell rings*
Neighbour: Hi. Could you please not walk your dog over my lawn? I think it might be killing the grass because he constantly pees in that one spot.
Me: Ok, sorry.
Neighbour: No problem, sorry to bother you.
*neighbour walks away*
Mother:Who was that?
Me: The guy from across the street, he asked that we don't let Mikey pee on his lawn.
Mother:WHAT?!?! He can damn well piss whereever the fuck he wants too!!!
Me: Well it's his lawn.
Mother: He doesn't do that!!! Only female dogs kill the grass!!! That asshole who the fuck does he think he is!?!?! All neighbours are jerks. What did this guy look like?
Me. Ummm aren't you overreacting a little? He was the guy from across the street, short brown hair, wearing a vest that said toronto police in the corner.
Mother: WHAT!?!?! So now he's trying to show off and intimidate us!?! Wearing his vest.
Me: It was just a cotton vest. It's cold out, he probably just threw it on.
Mother: No. You're just too young to understand. You're stupid.
Me: I'm stupid because I don't agree with you?
Mother: Shut the fuck up, your opinion doesn't matter.

Yeah, she definitely was overreacting.

Weird question... does your dog lift his leg to pee? Cos the reason male dogs usually don't leave brown spots is because they do that, but if he doesn't, he'll kill the grass just as much as a female dog. It has nothing to do with the acutal urine... actually, if he does always pee in the same spot, it might not matter if he lifts his leg or not.

Also, a proud police officer has many many items in his wardrobe labelling him as such. But I'm sure you know that, it's your mom who seems to think he was trying to intimidate you.

afealicious wrote:there's scented nailpolish?

normal nailpolish fumes already give me massive headaches

I have brown nailpolish that's chocolate scented.

Cass wrote:Also, I had fun on my cruise in case anyone cares.

Yay!! I wanna go on a cruise someday. They seem fun.

Posted: **3/19/2005, 3:54 pm**

Cass you really didnt miss that much. Just some pagebabies and me spamming with some pple.

Still looking for a picture site that wont bite me when i post. I'll do some experimenting

Posted: **3/19/2005, 3:56 pm**

Posted: **3/19/2005, 4:06 pm**

nikki4982 wrote:
afealicious wrote:there's scented nailpolish?

normal nailpolish fumes already give me massive headaches
I have brown nailpolish that's chocolate scented. .

chocolate smelling nail polish is evil

Posted: **3/19/2005, 5:23 pm**

and like
this is totally my 10,000th post
woooha

Posted: **3/19/2005, 5:32 pm**

way 2 go!

Posted: **3/19/2005, 5:34 pm**

thank you

Posted: **3/19/2005, 8:04 pm**

oh man, the zeros...

Posted: **3/19/2005, 8:10 pm**

Rusty wrote:So someone tell me whether me or my mom is the crazy stupid one here.

*doorbell rings*
Neighbour: Hi. Could you please not walk your dog over my lawn? I think it might be killing the grass because he constantly pees in that one spot.
Me: Ok, sorry.
Neighbour: No problem, sorry to bother you.
*neighbour walks away*
Mother:Who was that?
Me: The guy from across the street, he asked that we don't let Mikey pee on his lawn.
Mother:WHAT?!?! He can damn well piss whereever the fuck he wants too!!!
Me: Well it's his lawn.
Mother: He doesn't do that!!! Only female dogs kill the grass!!! That asshole who the fuck does he think he is!?!?! All neighbours are jerks. What did this guy look like?
Me. Ummm aren't you overreacting a little? He was the guy from across the street, short brown hair, wearing a vest that said toronto police in the corner.
Mother: WHAT!?!?! So now he's trying to show off and intimidate us!?! Wearing his vest.
Me: It was just a cotton vest. It's cold out, he probably just threw it on.
Mother: No. You're just too young to understand. You're stupid.
Me: I'm stupid because I don't agree with you?
Mother: Shut the fuck up, your opinion doesn't matter.

what the hell? first off the guy was really nice about it. second, i don't like it if dogs pee or crap on our lawn. which they do.

Posted: **3/19/2005, 8:36 pm**

yeah, your mom was wrong with this one

Posted: **3/19/2005, 8:38 pm**

i'm trying to decide which university to go to. w00t. i want to get into music and theatre. but not musicals. because i can't sing. anyway...i want to play guitar and i want to act.

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