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Posted: **11/24/2004, 10:48 pm**

Keep Fit. Have Fun.

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:32 am**

J-Neli wrote:I voted yes only because eventually we will all leave the CM forever, and since this does not have a date attached to it, those of you who voted no are essentially saying he has to post on the CM forever! even when no one is left! That's not very fair to Lando!

Date: December 1st, 2004

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:34 am**

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:38 am**

starseed_10 wrote:i voted yes because he almost definitely made this thread just to hear everyone tell him how great he is.

not that he's not or anything...

The word "almost" in your post is the key word. It shows uncertainty. and it's the secret word! YAAAAAAAAAY! *alarms, bells and whistles*

However, I have REAL motives!

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:43 am**

Random Name wrote:I think Lando is trying to win the "Fuck this I'm leaving" award. I think Josh already has that in the bag though.

Dammit. That was one of my minor reasons! Minus the "fuck this"

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:45 am**

Cracky wrote::O
Empty Threats!!

What will Joanne do when you're gone? Leaving her alone to raise the cardio. Its tearful.

GET IT TOGETHER MAN!

and stay

Joanne cheated on me. It's over between us. I kicked her to the curb. She can get the cardio on with anyone she wants now, I don't give a bodybreakin' fuck!

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:47 am**

happeningfish wrote:Who are you, Ivana Trump?

Lonnie Anderson.

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:51 am**

Jesus. I feel like my parents are getting divorced. No more Hal and Joanne.

Wait, are you guys my parents?

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:52 am**

Axtech wrote:I said "yes".

Tough love. Dr Phil told me it works.

Dr. Phil is a bald male prostitute who was born with a tail (spinal cord is too long) and he's addicted to Pillsbury products and twinkies. (The company went bankrupt because of him blackmailing them) He also screws jars of Cheese Whiz.

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:56 am**

dream in Japanese wrote:first you take the koran boy in his underwear off your sig and now THIS…i can't cope with the thought…*sits in corner and crys*

I can't guarantee he was Korean. Or I'm assuming that's what you meant, but he'll be back to say goodbye!

Posted: **11/25/2004, 12:57 am**

Long Jonny wrote:Lando, if you leave, what reason will i have to get up in the morning?

Masturbation.

Posted: **11/25/2004, 1:00 am**

superboots wrote:YOU CAN'T LEAVE US LANDO

WE LOVE YOU

As much as you love different kinds of socks!?

Posted: **11/25/2004, 1:06 am**

Joey wrote:i voted yes .. get out while you still can! hell i'd leave this place forever if it didn't keep sucking me back in

I'm powerless against vacuums!

Ever notice how the word vacuum has a double U in it? so should it be VacWm???

Posted: **11/25/2004, 1:15 am**

namkablam wrote:bye forever, see ya on the flipside

This post doesn't make sense! If I'm gone forever, how could you possibly see me? I never said I was going to the flipside so you'd be the only one there!

Posted: **11/25/2004, 1:18 am**

Rusty wrote:Lando's gotta stay, otherwise there will no longer be an insanley long sig.

If you ask nice I'll double the length of it before I leave, just for you!

Posted: **11/25/2004, 1:31 am**

What about our ban?

Posted: **11/25/2004, 1:35 am**

It's one of the reasons!

Posted: **11/25/2004, 1:40 am**

but, but...you must stay!

Posted: **11/25/2004, 2:48 am**

NOOOOOOO!!! NO LEAVING FOREVER LANDO!!!

You'll make the baby Jesus cry!!!

Posted: **11/25/2004, 4:37 am**

I like how Lando didn't reply to my death threat. I have his address, so I think he knows I would really go to SK and splatter his brains on the closest object behind him with a .223.

You're not going anywhere, so sit down.

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