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Johnny, we all know the only reason you're going into medicine is to figure out what the hell is wrong with your nose.

Hm...why do I get the hives for no reason?

I'll field this one.

Cass, you're suffering from a dangerous lack of lovin'.

Fortunately, I've got the appropriate prescription right here.

:O looks like Dr. joe_canadian is about to get on the job

And he'll be doing the job all by himself

Random Name wrote:yeah, and deoderant give's you cancer.

Deoderant doesn't give you cancer- anti-perspirants do. The theory behind this is that the aluminum found in them causes problems.

Aluminum also causes Alzheimer's-like symptoms when you get older.

baby_dracula wrote:

Rusty wrote:now on to me. so my ear hurts like inside and it has for a couple days and in the morning it felt like clogged or something and it was harder to hear out of it than my other ear, whats wrong with me?

you have a bad case of stupidity. drink toilet water. it won't help, but we can all laugh at you.

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iv had a sore right side of the chest for about 6 months, and now just recently its included my right side of my neck, im been to my doctor many times, and usually he passes it off as a throat infection and just gives me pills and it goes away for a while and comes back.
its frustrating

when you say chest, do you mean that your lungs are sore? you should maybe get an x-ray done. i've had to get lots of chest x-rays done because i used to get pneumonia a lot.

i should get another done, iv had a few but nothing came up

superrgirll wrote:blisters are caused by wearing shoes that are too big. so the moral of the story is to buy shoes that fit.

now, onto my medical problem. for the past week, i've had these really bad headaches. i've taken tylenol, but it no workie. help me.

Well, there are several types of headaches: Tension, Migraine, Sinus, Cluster Headaches(mainly effects men) and Temporal arteritis(mainly effects people over 55)

In my opinion, I believe that you are having Migrain. So I would say try take acetaminophen but, thats not working. Did you try taking acetaminophen before the headache really started? Try that and also try applying ice on the side of your head(in front of your ears) Though that is usually used for temporary relief.

Triggers:

Stress and time pressure, major hassles, major losses, anger and conflict.

Smells and fumes, tobacco smoke, light glare or dazzle, weather changes.

Monthly periods, birth control pills, estrogen therapy.

Too much, too little or interrupted sleep.

Hunger, fasting, specific foods or beverages.

Excessive activity. - Certain medicines may cause migraine. Talk to your provider before you stop taking a medication.



Lori, go and see a doctor, pronto!

hmmm, maybe it's the too much sleep thing. hmmm...

I've got a big raspberry on my ankle from sliding into first base; how can I make it feel better and go away quicker?

first of all, you need to tell me what a raseberry is. narf

if you say narf to all your patients you will have the oddest bedside manner of almost any doctor i've ever known.

Dr.Johny wrote:first of all, you need to tell me what a raseberry is. narf

red edible berries

baby_dracula wrote:if you say narf to all your patients you will have the oddest bedside manner of almost any doctor i've ever known.

narf


(I get to use it because Brother Matt is away at the meet up)

Joey wrote:

Dr.Johny wrote: first of all, you need to tell me what a raseberry is. narf

red edible berries

smrt ass

joe_canadian wrote:I'll field this one.

Cass, you're suffering from a dangerous lack of lovin'.

Fortunately, I've got the appropriate prescription right here.

Dr. Joshy, I'm getting random hives too!

deniedjunkie wrote:iv had a sore right side of the chest for about 6 months, and now just recently its included my right side of my neck, im been to my doctor many times, and usually he passes it off as a throat infection and just gives me pills and it goes away for a while and comes back.
its frustrating

Did you injure yourself?