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I'd buy a million dollars!

Heres my LIST:

1. Pay off all my student loans, oh, and quit school hehe.
2. I'd pay for Third Eye Blind to come and perform at my massive kegger
3. I'd pay off all my parents debt (and buy them new cars)
4. I'd buy my 2004 Dodge Neon SRT, tricked out, and chrome illusion color.
5. I'd probably wind up buying a house, with a big ass lawn for my dog.
6. I'd buy my fiance her damn Volkswagon Beetle (and probably her Saturn Ion)
7. Go to a strip club where there is actually HOT women hehe and tip 5 instead of 1.
8. I'd buy the Montreal Expos because they can't be worth THAT much.


That's all I've developed so far....

9. Pay Nam 2 million dollars to buy him the OLP DVD

see i don't think i would quit school. i would just go for the sake of learning new stuff, because going to school is actually fun and exciting when you don't have to stress about grades

I kinda thought that too, but here's what did me in: I'm definitely not USUALLY a morning person, but I love to stay up late and hang out with friends and party 'n stuff.


Sooo........no morning classes, sleep sleepy sleep time for Neil. eh? hehe


Nam - 2 million dollars? Raine's pubic hair isn't worth 2 million dollars.

for some reason i read that first as "reno's pubic hair" and I was like what the fuck? and then i realized it said raine's and not reno's

hahha silly me

Reno's too........he likes to double fist Root Beer so its possible.

Could I come to your massive kegger dude?

I would pay off Uni for me and my brothers. I'd give my parents a couple mil to do what they want with it. I'd fix up my grandpa's camp and buy like 5 boats and a bunch of ATV's and parts for him to fix up his tractor. I'd give some to all my aunts and uncles. I'd buy a kickass computer and a bunch of games and an X-Box and a Gamecube just to round things out. Then I'd dump the rest in the bank, wait for it to grow a bit more, give some to charity, book OLP for a couple club shows.. and yeah. I'd still have some more, 'cause after Uni I'd be working.. so.. yeah.

Dammit. I want money.

Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:Could I come to your massive kegger dude?

hell yes......everybody can, thats why its gonna be massive hehe

I always tell my mom that when I am older and rich, I'll pick my friends that were cool about going to shows with me, fly them wherever the hell I felt like it, and follow cool bands around.

I think I'd stay in school too, just as long as I don't have to worry about grades.

*edited to ask

There are Raine's pubes in the dvd!?

cass runs out and ransacks the nearest walmart looking for the dvd. oh come on, you know they had it months ago

Cass wrote:*works really hard to be a "cool" cm'er*

*pushes cass out of bethany's view and be's a cooler cm'er*

I'd give 30 million dollars to Mcdonalds in hope that they'd extend breakfast for an hour a day.

I would keep it all to myself and end up an crazy rich old bat that lives on top of a hill with a shotgun, waiting for kids to throw a frizbe into my yard.

muh ha ha ha ha ha

i'd buy hawaii

i'd buy every male celebrity i thought was hot and make them all my sex slaves.

I like Lori's idea

Neil down and obey.. wrote:8. I'd buy the Montreal Expos because they can't be worth THAT much.

i'd buy half the dallas mavericks so i could co-own them with mark cuban.