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I'd like to rescind my vote for the USA in favor of a vote for Narbania. Every year, on April 24th, we take all the stupid people in the country, go down to the beach, load them in cannons, and shoot them into the ocean. This is called "Cannon Day."
There's music, and dancing, and food, and you can place bets on how many times they skip, and it's great.
Those people who are gifted with absolutely inspirational stupidity will have a rope tied to their ankle so they can be pulled back in and shot again, for the enjoyment of the crowd.

GOGO NARBANIA!!

Reno-Rico would be better.

it was a tie between canada and scandinavia for me, but the hot swedish girls pulled me over to their side.

Just because they're Swedish doesn't mean they're in your league.

Besides, there's plenty of hot Canadian girls.

Umm, well, I haven't seen too many smoking Canadian ladies really. I prefer myself a nice slut from Michigan. Those are always nice.

Alan, you're too awesome.