Posted: 3/14/2003, 9:52 pm
No! I'll never believe it! He's mine, I tell you, MIIIIIIIIINE!!! No! I'll never believe it! He's mine, I tell you, MIIIIIIIIINE!!!Page 2 of 5
No! I'll never believe it! He's mine, I tell you, MIIIIIIIIINE!!!Posted: 3/14/2003, 9:53 pm
I have some incriminating photo's if you'd like 
Plus we went over this already .. I'm older, therefore he is mine
Plus we went over this already .. I'm older, therefore he is mine
Posted: 3/14/2003, 9:59 pm
I will be swayed by incriminating photos ONLY if they show Elijah and another male in the midst of making sweet hot monkey love. Until then... NEVER!
And... damn you.
And... damn you.
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:01 pm
Maybe we can share him?
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:02 pm
Okay. I get Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays. You can have him Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. Sundays he can spend with the gay lover of his choice.
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:04 pm
Works for me .. just make sure you give him back to me on time
Our time is preciousssssss
Our time is preciousssssss
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:09 pm
I understand completely. I'll make sure to put him on a plane and point it towards Ontario at the proscribed time. (If you want, I'll make him bring a curly wig, and a pair of prosthetic feet... I know he'll be using them plenty when he's with me...) 
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:09 pm
Elijah Wood is not gay 
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:10 pm
Mmmmmm big, hairy feet 
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:10 pm
Do you know him personally? Have you seen Joey's incriminating photos? 
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:12 pm
you need to see those pictures
ive seen them all
i dunno if it was by choice i cant remember
hey.. wait.. did you drug me again joey?!
ive seen them all
i dunno if it was by choice i cant remember
hey.. wait.. did you drug me again joey?!
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:13 pm
I don't doubt for a second that he's gay .. but that's just me cuz of what I've read and pictures I've seen and how obvious it is once you really research it
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:14 pm
Methinks Joey has a lot of time on her hands.
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:15 pm
No, I just don't sleep well and have nothing else to do at 4 in the morning 
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:16 pm
btw.. ive seen most of this research and i concur
Posted: 3/14/2003, 10:16 pm
Oy. Insomnia's a bitch.
Posted: 3/14/2003, 11:32 pm
Ahhh. I buckled! I do not like going to theatres but I cannot wait till it comes out on video! I must see the movie tommorow.
Posted: 3/14/2003, 11:33 pm
Is it still playing where you are? It's in the cheap theatres here still
Posted: 3/14/2003, 11:34 pm
Now Now Now ladies! Settle Down! I'm sure that theres more than enough of Elijah to go around!
Posted: 3/14/2003, 11:35 pm
We're calm .. we aleady settled our Elijah problem .. pay attention