Human Shields change mind......LOL
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damn Europe... or most of europe... excluding england...
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"Sometimes Nothin' Can Be a Real Cool Hand"
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Scott: Hello. My name is Ed.
Mark: [speaks sing-songy throughout] He's sick of the Swiss.
Scott: That's right! I'm sick of their good reputation.
Mark: He's realllly sick of the Swiss.
Scott: I'm sick of their cheese. I'm sick of their chocolate. And, I'm especially sick of their blocky heroine, Heidi.
Mark: He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like `em.
Scott: I mean, every other nation in the world has taken their turn being maligned and slandered. But not the Swi-iss!
Mark: Icky, yucky, stinky, stupid Switzerland.
Scott: Well, that situation is over as of now. *Move* over America; there's a new asshole on the map! I've had it up to here with your skiing heroes! I've had it up to here with your mountains! I've had it up to here with your secret *bank* accounts! From now on, Switzerland, your name is mud.
Mark: If you roast `em all in a fondue pot, sure bet ya that they'll complain a lot. Whiny, whiny Switzerland.
Scott: Yeah. It's *war* between the Swiss and me. "But, they've never done anything wrong," you say.
Both: Ha!
Scott: What about the clock?
Mark: The clock.
Scott: Huh? If they hadn't invented the clock, I'd still be in bed. . .dreaming!
Mark: It's time. It's time. [looks at watch] Oh! It's time to hate the Swiss.
Scott: Zuricheads! Cuckoo cuckoos! Land locked losers!
Mark: Zuricheads. . .
Scott: Neutral ninnies! Boring bankers! Chalet pimps!!
Mark: Oh yeah, his name is Ed--he'd like to see the Swiss dead! He's sick of the Swiss!
Scott: [sticks finger in mouth and gags]
Mark: Hey! Got a problem with that Belgium?!
Scott: [gives the two-handed equivalent to the finger] Umph!

Mark: [speaks sing-songy throughout] He's sick of the Swiss.
Scott: That's right! I'm sick of their good reputation.
Mark: He's realllly sick of the Swiss.
Scott: I'm sick of their cheese. I'm sick of their chocolate. And, I'm especially sick of their blocky heroine, Heidi.
Mark: He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like `em.
Scott: I mean, every other nation in the world has taken their turn being maligned and slandered. But not the Swi-iss!
Mark: Icky, yucky, stinky, stupid Switzerland.
Scott: Well, that situation is over as of now. *Move* over America; there's a new asshole on the map! I've had it up to here with your skiing heroes! I've had it up to here with your mountains! I've had it up to here with your secret *bank* accounts! From now on, Switzerland, your name is mud.
Mark: If you roast `em all in a fondue pot, sure bet ya that they'll complain a lot. Whiny, whiny Switzerland.
Scott: Yeah. It's *war* between the Swiss and me. "But, they've never done anything wrong," you say.
Both: Ha!
Scott: What about the clock?
Mark: The clock.
Scott: Huh? If they hadn't invented the clock, I'd still be in bed. . .dreaming!
Mark: It's time. It's time. [looks at watch] Oh! It's time to hate the Swiss.
Scott: Zuricheads! Cuckoo cuckoos! Land locked losers!
Mark: Zuricheads. . .
Scott: Neutral ninnies! Boring bankers! Chalet pimps!!
Mark: Oh yeah, his name is Ed--he'd like to see the Swiss dead! He's sick of the Swiss!
Scott: [sticks finger in mouth and gags]
Mark: Hey! Got a problem with that Belgium?!
Scott: [gives the two-handed equivalent to the finger] Umph!

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didn't Alex post this already in a diff thread? sounds familiar...
and Romania is a cool European country, too.
and Romania is a cool European country, too.
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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And you don't want to get caught saying rude things to natives. My dad took my mom there and told her to say things she didn't think she was saying.
!EMiLY!
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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