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Posted: 8/12/2007, 2:02 pm
by Johnny
Lando has cooties.
Posted: 8/13/2007, 3:44 am
by Lando
The kind that attracts women to me. This is true.
Posted: 8/13/2007, 8:21 am
by Johnny
Word!
I need those cooties too. Share dammit!
Posted: 8/13/2007, 5:08 pm
by laurel
when he says women, he means in the singular form. or at least he better!
but i must say, if you have those cooties, you'll get yourself a damn good woman. and yes, i am only slightly conceited.

Posted: 8/13/2007, 6:07 pm
by Lando
hey, I can't help it if I'm irresistible. Women want me, and my girlfriend beats them up!
Posted: 8/13/2007, 6:09 pm
by Neil
Lando wrote:hey, I can't help it if I'm irresistible. Women want me, and my girlfriend beats them up!
haha, nice.
Posted: 8/13/2007, 10:01 pm
by crustine
hahah
Posted: 8/23/2007, 2:37 am
by laurel
Lando wrote:hey, I can't help it if I'm irresistible. Women want me, and my girlfriend beats them up!
women know better than to want you. they fear my wrath. seriously. watch out. i'm the toughest, smallest, 5'2" ass kicker around.
Posted: 8/23/2007, 2:46 am
by Lando
or you're just small and sweet and most people aren't too afraid of you, except for my friend trevor.
Posted: 8/23/2007, 4:01 am
by laurel
trevor better watch his back.
he may be twice my height, but that doesn't stop me. although lately he doesn't seem to fear me as much. i must be sure to fix that to keep up my rep.
Posted: 8/23/2007, 4:37 pm
by Lando
yeah you're slipping!
Posted: 8/23/2007, 9:57 pm
by Johnny
Would I be afraid of Laurel too?
Posted: 8/23/2007, 11:48 pm
by Lando
Probably. She's only scary if you look her in the eyes. Like Medusa, but she doesn't have snakes for hair and you won't turn to stone, but you might pee yourself in fear.
Posted: 8/24/2007, 12:02 am
by laurel
my eyes are blue.
not pee-making scary.
Posted: 8/24/2007, 12:20 am
by Lando
when you have the angry glare they scare trevor, because it's definitely not your size he finds threatening!
Posted: 8/24/2007, 12:21 am
by laurel
he runs away from me when i walk menacingly towards him, though.
and i don't have an angry glare!
....i don't think. do i?
Posted: 8/24/2007, 2:02 am
by Lando
you don't think? how do you function!?
Posted: 8/24/2007, 3:15 am
by laurel
well, when i'm with you, you're in charge of general reasoning.
otherwise, i just go on autopilot and hope for the best.