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Posted: **4/22/2005, 5:31 pm**

Saskatchewan fucking sucks ass, no offence to our saskatcewan residents.

Posted: **4/22/2005, 5:53 pm**

Posted: **4/22/2005, 7:09 pm**

I dont mind it. It's quite unique.

Posted: **4/22/2005, 7:48 pm**

yeah, don't hate on saskatchewan. it didn't do anything to you.

Posted: **4/22/2005, 8:24 pm**

Posted: **4/22/2005, 9:09 pm**

Dude. You live in ALBERTA. Don't even talk! Wasn't Alberta in the proposed "Jesusland"?

Saskatchewan used to be an ocean, it has that on its side.

Posted: **4/22/2005, 9:53 pm**

And then we have BC, which is filled with the most politically correct people you'll ever meet.

Posted: **4/22/2005, 10:07 pm**

But ofcourse.

Posted: **4/22/2005, 10:34 pm**

The hell is Jesusland?

Posted: **4/22/2005, 10:57 pm**

urban dictionary wrote: 1. Jesusland
The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.

In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.

Posted: **4/22/2005, 11:13 pm**

Why didn't I realize Alberta was part of Jesusland until you posted that map just now?

Posted: **4/22/2005, 11:45 pm**

I think Alberta was added after the intial post-election reaction, when whoever made it realized it was a good fit?

Posted: **4/22/2005, 11:48 pm**

Ahh, k. I thought I was just blind.

Posted: **4/23/2005, 1:12 am**

haha, Nope!

Posted: **4/23/2005, 9:56 am**

I see.

Posted: **4/23/2005, 2:51 pm**

nikki4982 wrote:Delaware is the home of tax-free shopping!!! You people are crazy.

Nuh uh, Oregon is.

Posted: **4/23/2005, 5:52 pm**

Old fashioned family values? Dumb.

Posted: **4/23/2005, 5:58 pm**

faninor wrote:
nikki4982 wrote:Delaware is the home of tax-free shopping!!! You people are crazy.
Nuh uh, Oregon is.

So is Delaware, fool!!!

Plus it's so tiny and cute.

Posted: **4/23/2005, 11:13 pm**

Cass wrote:Believe it or not, not all people think getting trashed is entertainment.

but it's like no sex, no booze, no swearing, you feel bad cause you've got those urges and it seems like everyone there doesn't have those urges cause they aren't like that so you feel even more heathenous than usual. Utah = reno's hell cause he can't get laid or drunk cause he'll feel bad if he does both inside the borders of Utah.

Posted: **4/23/2005, 11:21 pm**

I <3 you reno.

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