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Posted: **3/5/2003, 12:52 pm**

ewwwwwwwww mosquitos.

Posted: **3/5/2003, 4:37 pm**

according to Aerin's sig, I know I want to. But I'm not entirely sure what I know I want to do. Or have. Or eat. I'm paralyzed with perplexity, ahhh!! :freak:

Posted: **3/5/2003, 5:28 pm**

You know you want to go to my website, Josh.

Posted: **12/11/2003, 8:21 pm**

7612531. ^ brightened my day.

AAAHHHHHH! countdown to return of the king! thats the coolest thing ive seen all day!

its only 005:02:40:52 left! ahahh!

Posted: **12/11/2003, 8:32 pm**

whoa. where did this come from

Posted: **12/11/2003, 8:35 pm**

One-Eye's site

sorry... failed to mention that

Posted: **12/11/2003, 8:51 pm**

97: Random Oxymoron - Big Minority

Posted: **12/11/2003, 10:54 pm**

What I saw in some cafe bathroom:

(Under a sign that said: "Employees Must Wash Hands")
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.

Posted: **12/12/2003, 12:29 am**

That's great.

Posted: **12/12/2003, 12:35 am**

that's the best!!!

Posted: **12/12/2003, 12:42 pm**

yes yes it is

Posted: **12/12/2003, 1:42 pm**

porn barn.

Posted: **12/12/2003, 3:04 pm**

7 1/2 : A monkey would likely lose a fight with a tiger. It's like yin and yang... only stupid.

Posted: **12/12/2003, 3:30 pm**

Masturbation isnt as pleasing as it was earlier :Johnathan:

Posted: **12/12/2003, 6:26 pm**

Hedgehogs can masturbate. :nod:

I learned that from my Socials teacher. :freak:

Posted: **12/12/2003, 6:33 pm**

Talking is just masturbating without the mess, unless you're one of those people who spit a lot when you talk.

Posted: **12/12/2003, 7:01 pm**

Robbo Bot? Are You Messy?

Posted: **12/12/2003, 7:39 pm**

The Golden Wang has complete control.

Posted: **12/12/2003, 7:43 pm**

Right On!!

Good Aim I Assume?

Posted: **12/12/2003, 7:56 pm**

Optional laser sight.

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