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Little bit, yeah...

Me and My Damn slow typing!!

Somebody entertain me

happeninfish wrote:

su7an wrote:You know what sucks?
When you shave your legs and nick yourself behind the knee. It doesn't bleed, either, it just itches funny.

You know what else sucks? When you shave your legs and you nick yourself on the back of your ankle and it bleeds like a motherfucker.

That is sooo horribly true....

yeah and then it sucks when you're too lazy to do anything about it so you just put socks on and then the sock gets crusted to the nick.

I have Blues Clues band-aids

my ex was obsessed with blues clues, i picked her up a blues clues album for like $5 thinking she would laugh, turns out she freaked out and made me listen to it in her car for liek an hour

I have a Blues Clues blanket and pillow

wow, i haven't been home all weekend. geeze, you people posted up a storm.

intersting happenings this weekend:
my store was broken into friday night.
i ended yet another guys sex life.
i finally bought my black hair dye. yay.
i almost died, again, at work.

that's all for now.

i'm not in school now but i decided to go back next year to community college

now i don't want to

Joey wrote:Somebody entertain me

*pulls out his guitar and sings Kumbaya*

Joey wrote:Somebody entertain me

ya'll.

Wooo

Damnit! What song is that in your sig!?!

omg my hair is so sexy

my stomach hurts. i ate too many nerds. but damn they were good.

didnt study for my 3 tests, i am so fucked.

It was your choice to have Bethany over. You could have just held off the rape-fest and studied, but noooo.

areusad831 wrote:didnt study for my 3 tests, i am so fucked.

eat nerds like ^^^. so that you may gain their nerdy knowlegde of stuff and what not.