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Posted: 11/27/2004, 8:18 pm
by dream in japanese
Rusty wrote:sandsleeper wrote:alex and i went to see a play thursday night and there was a real live penis in it.
except it kind of sucked because we were sitting on the wrong side of the theater; most of what we got to see was ass... sweet, pure, milky-white, shapely man-ass...

What kinda plays do you watch?
rusty seems to be interested in seeing some real live penis

Posted: 11/27/2004, 8:20 pm
by Sonya
Posted: 11/27/2004, 8:34 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
i only have my two of my sisters done. i still have to get the rest of my family and friends and tonite my mom informs me we're having some family christmas gathering with all my aunts and uncles and cousins and my grandmom (well, i was gonna get her something anyway) so now i have to get all those people stuff. stupid big family. i will never be done.
Posted: 11/27/2004, 8:34 pm
by happening fish
Damn, that was a nice ass.
Still, I'm beginning to feel like I'm being gypped out of theatrical nudity on a regular basis. First the guy doesn't take his boxers off in Too Much Light (the only run in which that didn't happen!) and now a lack of frontal viewing ability? McGill is out to get me. I demand a penis!
Posted: 11/27/2004, 8:41 pm
by Henrietta
Dude, there's no way I'd buy presents for all of my family for a party. I can't believe they'd expect you to. Whenever we've done that with my cousins we draw a name. Or, make some cookies and say that's your contribution. It's really ridiculious to expect that.
Posted: 11/27/2004, 8:43 pm
by xoNoDoubt69
hmmm. cookies sound doable.
Posted: 11/27/2004, 8:45 pm
by Henrietta
Make chocolate chip pumpkin. They're the best.
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:04 pm
by Rusty
happeningfish wrote:Damn, that was a nice ass.
Still, I'm beginning to feel like I'm being gypped out of theatrical nudity on a regular basis. First the guy doesn't take his boxers off in Too Much Light (the only run in which that didn't happen!) and now a lack of frontal viewing ability? McGill is out to get me. I demand a penis!
Maybe you should see a plastic surgoen...
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:20 pm
by superboots
my mom and frank are making sausage.
seriously.
did you know that casing is pork intestine????
it looks like condoms.

Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:23 pm
by Henrietta

Yes...I knew that. Yum!
Whoa, I just looked at some food, and then three seconds later it was gone. I think absorbed it.
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:23 pm
by Rusty
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:24 pm
by superboots
they say they are making deer condoms
and they broke one so they say we are gonna have little deer kielbasas.

Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:24 pm
by Rusty
Cass wrote:
Yes...I knew that. Yum!
Whoa, I just looked at some food, and then three seconds later it was gone. I think absorbed it.
Kinda like my mom and her wine.
Mom: *chugs wine and sets down glass* *10 seconds later* Where did all my wine go?
Me and my dad: You drank it.
Mom: Lies no I didn't *pours herself another glass*
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:25 pm
by Henrietta
What, did I rehash something...?
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:26 pm
by Rusty
You post has confused me.
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:28 pm
by superboots
THEY WANT ME TO TRY THE DEER SAUSAGE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:29 pm
by Rusty
Run it!
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:35 pm
by Henrietta
Try it...it might be good. If it's not...spit it out...
Your post has confused me! I think I'm turning into someone else on the board...
Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:38 pm
by Rusty
Is it bad that I'm still confused???

Posted: 11/27/2004, 9:39 pm
by Johnny
Do I confuse people?