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OLPMazurite wrote:hi sand.

OLPMazurite wrote:OLPMazurite: i have no attention span!
OLPMazurite: i am the greatest!
OLPMazurite: I am the greatest thing since sliced bread!
OLPMazurite: i am better than the bread
OLPMazurite: i am better than white bread too even wonder bread with the little polka dots on them
OLPMazurite: i am better than that bread and the rainbow bread you can buy at k mart
OLPMazurite: i am better than wheat bread too and raisin bread and rye bread cause rye bread is gross
OLPMazurite: yes
asuburbanman: weirdo
asuburbanman: okay im doing my paper now
asuburbanman: peace out dawg
OLPMazurite: :-( ok
OLPMazurite: i write three papers
OLPMazurite: in three hours
OLPMazurite: weeeeeeeeee
asuburbanman: may the force be with you
OLPMazurite: *dances*
OLPMazurite: no force
OLPMazurite: i don't need force


I am so great i scare myself sometimes.

su7an wrote:<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
< phxl|paper > and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances : D\-<
* nmp3bot dances : D|-<
* nmp3bot dances : D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Best. Typo. Ever... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> no free sluts!!!!!
<nam_kablam> slots
<nam_kablam> :O

The hub finds out that Chantal played BBTS in concert... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> I'm going to follow Chantal around and yell "BRING BACK THE SUN!!" until she plays it
<nam_kablam> or until Raine kills me

Nam makes a revelation... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> you're fat online
<nam_kablam> everyone is
<sandnippy> good point

Kym watches 'Out Of Here' for the first time ever... The Hub wrote:<nikki4982> *wonders if she's watching "out of here"* hahahaha
<kyks17> what........the...........fuck...........WAS HE WEARING?!?!?!?!
<nikki4982> that'd be a yes

Melissa reveals the truth about Josh... The Hub wrote:<faninor> I don't think this Under Zenith demo is real. .
<xonodoubt69> i don't think your real
<faninor> I'm not.
<xonodoubt69> see i'm right

Nam has a crush... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> Bill Gates is cool
<nam_kablam> he's a sex machine

Josh's wishlist from OLP... The Hub wrote:<faninor> First I ask for the remaining demos, followed by the '92 performance they had taped, Club Soda, WOW Hall, and Stace's job.

Kym vs. Nam part 1... The Hub wrote:<kyks17> nam, quit existing
<nam_kablam>
<nam_kablam> that was mean

Kym vs. Nam part 2... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> I'm gagging! helpppppp meeeeeeeeee
<kyks17> shudduppa ya face

Nikki looks through her yearbook... The Hub wrote:<nikki4982> :O
<nikki4982> we had a club called "TATU"
<nam_kablam> was it full of lesbians?

The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> yea matt, show some belly y0
<nam_kablam> can't believe I just said that

Nam's mistake... The Hub wrote:<kyks17> i dunt want ur sig on my ass
<nam_kablam> why not? mark my terrority :O
<nikki4982> hahahahah
<kyks17> :O my ass is ur territory?!
<nam_kablam> that didn't come out right
<kyks17> hahahaha no it did not
<nam_kablam> please ignore it

What happens when they leave me and Nam in the chat alone... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> hey, did you see the birdman dance?
<nikki4982> hahahah, what vid?
<nam_kablam> Rolling Rock!
<nikki4982> haha, not yet
<nikki4982> *runs to watch*
<nikki4982> ok, HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, that's definitely the first time i've seen the birdman dance
<nikki4982> and, dude, you could tell that raine SO wanted to molest duncan
<nam_kablam> hahah
<nam_kablam> when?
<nikki4982> "feel him close"
<nikki4982> watch it
<nikki4982> haha
<nam_kablam> oh hhahaha
<nam_kablam> Raine only goes for the younger dudes
<nam_kablam> so he just pushes Duncan
<nikki4982> HAHAHAHA
<nikki4982> soooooo... he'd like to molest jer???
<nam_kablam> if he didn't have those sticks, I bet he could
<nam_kablam> *poke*beat*poke*
<nikki4982> HAHAHAH
<nikki4982> yeah, raine wouldn't have those perdy blue eyes no more if he tried to molest jer
<nam_kablam> hah nope :O
<nikki4982> maybe he'd just poke out one of his eyes, and raine could wear an eyepatch like a pirate... that'd be cool
<nam_kablam> :O
<nam_kablam> arrrrrrrrrr lady peace matey
<nikki4982> HAHAHAH

Yummm!... The Hub wrote:<nikki4982> *eats her nana*
<kyks17> :O
<kyks17> ur eatin ur grandma?1
<nikki4982> hhahaahh, no, she's mommom
<kyks17> oh haha
<kyks17> .....who r u eating then?
<nikki4982> <-- has a banana
<kyks17> oh i see

Kym gets excited... The Hub wrote:<kyks17> DUDE im gonna win solitaire again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<nikki4982> i don't think i've ever heard anyone quite that excited over solitaire
<kyks17> i did itttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<nam_kablam> you cheated

One only OLP fans would possibly understand... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> they should make a version of Life (With Clowns)
<nam_kablam> have clowns tackle the pregnant chick

My decision... The Hub wrote:<nikki4982> i'm trying to decide whether i like pink or green nerds more
<nikki4982> i think i like the green ones more
<nam_kablam> what a complicated life you live

I don't even remember what we were talking about... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> quit dissing Santa

I'm dumb... The Hub wrote:<nikki4982> metallica < megadeth
<nikki4982> HAH
<nikki4982> i did that backwards
<nam_kablam> hah
<nam_kablam> nikki < math
<nikki4982> HAHA
<Reijin> heheh
<nam_kablam>
<kyks17> hahahahha

No truer statement has ever been written... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> too bad you can't ban people in real life

Nam... just... Nam... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> maybe I'll have a dream of me remembering you're 2nd dream
<nam_kablam> your
<nikki4982> HAHA
<nam_kablam> don't correct me
<nam_kablam> :O
<kyks17> hahahahhaa
<nikki4982> ... nam's talking to himself
<kyks17> yes he is
<nam_kablam>
<nam_kablam> I wanted to correct myself
<nam_kablam> good one on that
<nam_kablam> thanks
<nam_kablam> no problem
<nikki4982> hahahahha
<xjsb125> :O

This one's just priceless... The Hub wrote:<kyks17> BAH i dropped half my bagel
<Reijin> 5 second rule
<Reijin> pick it up
<Reijin> its still good
<kyks17> :*(****
<Reijin> unless you dropped it on like...dirt
<kyks17> no i dropped it in stuff
<Reijin> like what?
<kyks17> like boric acid
<Reijin> oh. alright then.

The Hub wrote:<kyks17> Nikki: ruining lives since 1874.
<nikki4982> :O i'm old!

Kym speaks French... The Hub wrote:[06:41] <kyks17> Patience young grasshopper.
[06:41] <nikki4982> NEIN!
[06:41] <kyks17> SEIN!
[06:41] <kyks17> Okay I just yelled boob in french . . .
[06:42] <kyks17> We're gonna pretend that was an actual german word that meant yes. (6
[06:42] <nikki4982> hahahahh

nikki4982 wrote:

No truer statement has ever been written... The Hub wrote:<nam_kablam> too bad you can't ban people in real life

Fras wrote:I want to join the hub now Looks like a blast

doug wrote:quotes from the mouth of god himself:
"People constantly ask us what we have against the British. We have nothing against the British.In fact, all of us in Third Eye Blind love everybody. But I still don't want to go to London."

happeningfish wrote:I think, that was something about how, without death, we would never enjoy life. Twas good.

<nam_kablam> arrrrrrrrrr lady peace matey

Happiness and the Fish convo wrote:<automaticflowers> tim, emily has a dirty mind :O
<cyke68> oh?
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah I do
<Clumsy7Thief>
<automaticflowers> yes
<cyke68> in what way?
<Clumsy7Thief> hehe
<automaticflowers> u know the part in happiness where raine moans?
<Clumsy7Thief> and sounds like he's having sex???
<automaticflowers> lol tell him what u said emily
<Clumsy7Thief> ah ah ah uh ah ah ah uh ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hhehehe
<automaticflowers> he does not!!
<automaticflowers> lol
<cyke68> in happiness & the fish?
<automaticflowers> poor guy
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah
<automaticflowers> no tim in clumsy
<cyke68> ...
<Clumsy7Thief> chantal helped him with it
<cyke68> that was snide
<automaticflowers> hehe
<automaticflowers> chantal wasn't even there
<cyke68> lol
<cyke68> no...
<cyke68> she was
<cyke68> down somewhere
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHAHA
<automaticflowers> eww
<Clumsy7Thief> ah ah ah uh ah ah ah uh ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh
<automaticflowers> u guys are sick
<Clumsy7Thief> *dies laughing*
<Clumsy7Thief> no were not
<Clumsy7Thief> were human!
<automaticflowers> ur 14 girlie!!!
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hehehehe
<Clumsy7Thief> so?????
<automaticflowers> tsk tsk
<Clumsy7Thief> ah ah ah uh ah ah ah uh ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh
<Clumsy7Thief> I don't care
<cyke68> well i'm 19 so that is kinda bad...
<cyke68> but regardless!
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<automaticflowers> HAHA
<cyke68> i need to listen to happiness now
<Clumsy7Thief> haha me too!
<automaticflowers> but regrdless u guys are perverted
<Clumsy7Thief> nah uh
<cyke68> lol
<cyke68> well i had to clarify since you said chantal wasn't around
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<Clumsy7Thief> u clarified quite well
<automaticflowers> LOL
<cyke68> lol i thought i was pretty delicate about it
<Clumsy7Thief> u were
<automaticflowers> NOT REALLY
<automaticflowers> "SHE'S DOWN SOMEWHERE"
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> u could have been much more graphic
<cyke68> that's just overtones yea
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hhaha
<cyke68> i used clever euphemisms
<cyke68> to say... what i'm not gonna say
<automaticflowers> uhuh
<automaticflowers> leave raine alone will ya?
<Clumsy7Thief> he wrote it!!!
<Clumsy7Thief> we have to mention it
<automaticflowers> yes but not inthat way
<Clumsy7Thief> ;-)
<automaticflowers> sicko!!!
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<Clumsy7Thief> I'm better than brit!
<Clumsy7Thief> she's gonna rape steve!
<automaticflowers> not really
<cyke68> lol
<cyke68> i'm sometimes afraid of tanya raping me...
<Clumsy7Thief> she's seems quite determined
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHAHAHA
<automaticflowers> HAHAHA
<Clumsy7Thief> u should be tim
<automaticflowers> dont worry she's only 14
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> she's 16
<cyke68> uh oh
<automaticflowers> i meant that
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<Clumsy7Thief> suuuuuurrre
<automaticflowers> lol
<cyke68> well i'll be on my toes
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<Clumsy7Thief> u should be
<cyke68> maybe i'll get advice from steve on how to avoid these situations... he must be used to it

Tim's realization wrote:<cyke68> we sometimes wonder if musicians are high during the writing of certain songs... i guess horniness can be a factor too

The wrongness in the Willy Wonka movies wrote:<automaticflowers> i just smudged my nail....hm..now it looks like a oompa lumpa
<cyke68> LOL
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHHAHA
<cyke68> oompa lumpa
<Clumsy7Thief> that's a funny word
<Clumsy7Thief> hehe
<cyke68> yes it is
<cyke68> from a bizarre movie
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah...very weird movie
<cyke68> LOL
<cyke68> i think i was the ONLY person bothered by that fact that...
<automaticflowers> err yes
<cyke68> the other kids all got killed, basically
<cyke68> the fat kid drowned
<automaticflowers> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
<Clumsy7Thief> ahahahahaha
<automaticflowers> not really
<automaticflowers> he just got sucked up
<cyke68> the gum chewing girl inflated or whatever
<Clumsy7Thief> the bithcy one was a blueberry
<cyke68> i totally think he drowned. he was under there a lot
<cyke68> right her.
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<automaticflowers> lol thats sad tim
<cyke68> i don't think she could've survived that
<Clumsy7Thief> I don't think so either
<automaticflowers> guys
<cyke68> lol
<automaticflowers> ITS A MOVIE!!!
<Clumsy7Thief> wasn't on kid like 3 inches tall too
<Clumsy7Thief> so??
<cyke68> i'm just saying is all
<cyke68> lol ohhh yea
<cyke68> the tv kid i think?
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah
<cyke68> it just always bothered me as a kid
<cyke68> what happened to the other bitchy girl?
<Clumsy7Thief> ummmm
<Clumsy7Thief> she went down into the trash shoot or someting
<cyke68> lmao
<automaticflowers> lol
<cyke68> so dead too
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah
<Clumsy7Thief> all dead
<cyke68> crushed by the trash compactor, i'd imagine
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHAH
<cyke68> lol and NOBODY else cared
<Clumsy7Thief> I care now!
<Clumsy7Thief>
<cyke68> they were either apathetic, or in wonka's case, flat out pissed that they broke the rules
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<Clumsy7Thief> probably a little of both
<cyke68> he was like, oh dammit, get that fat kid outta there, now i've gotta have the whole filtration system changed
<automaticflowers> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHA
<automaticflowers> that kid was so darn ugly
<cyke68> lmao
<cyke68> nice
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<cyke68> and his lazy ass grandparents...
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<cyke68> but wait... weren't there like 5 of them?
<Clumsy7Thief> 4
<Clumsy7Thief> all in one bed
<cyke68> ok
<Clumsy7Thief> *shudder*
<cyke68> lol cuz i was gonna say, how'd he have 5 grandparents
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<Clumsy7Thief> ummm
<cyke68> all piled in the same bed yeah
<cyke68> ill
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<Clumsy7Thief> it's just wrong
<automaticflowers> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
<automaticflowers> u know how they must smell??
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<cyke68> and his poor mother, worked herself to the bone just so those ungrateful wretches could bitch about the bread they had to eat or whatever
<Clumsy7Thief> one hadn't walked in 20 years.....
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<cyke68> they had a sequel to the book...
<cyke68> the glass elevator or whatever
<Clumsy7Thief> I know
<automaticflowers> what, charlie takes manhatten
<cyke68> as there a movie?
<Clumsy7Thief> what was up with the elevator???
<cyke68> LOL
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHA
<Clumsy7Thief> I dunno
<cyke68> charlie takes manhattan
<Clumsy7Thief> with all 4 lazy grandparents!
<automaticflowers> HAHA
<cyke68> yup
<automaticflowers> smelly
<Clumsy7Thief> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<automaticflowers> imagine someone who didnt take a shower in 20 years
<cyke68> hahahaha
<Clumsy7Thief> ewwww
<cyke68> ill
<Clumsy7Thief> the smell.....
<cyke68> and being in an airtight elevator
<Clumsy7Thief> *vomits*
<cyke68> like... when a person farts in an elevator, you just wanna die
<automaticflowers> LOL
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<cyke68> imagine 4 old ppl who already smell, farting on top of it
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHAHAAH
<automaticflowers> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<automaticflowers> ILLLL
<cyke68> totally ill
<Clumsy7Thief> EWWWWWWWWW
<Clumsy7Thief> *projectile vomits*

[07:44] <nikki4982> hahah, i'm gonna have some nickelbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack for you people... not that ANY of our nickelback fans are here right now...
[08:14] <nikki4982> wheee! it's from a dee vee deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[08:14] <nikki4982> haha, i've lost it
[08:14] <nikki4982> *dances around*
[08:14] <nikki4982> yaaaaaaaaaay nickelbaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
[08:14] <nikki4982> oh man
[08:14] <nikki4982> hahah
[08:15] <nikki4982> ooh, it's done encoding
[08:15] <nikki4982> i'm so excited! hahahahh
[08:24] <nikki4982> *sigh* no one here to share in my nickelback excitement
[08:24] <nikki4982> hahaha
[08:43] <nikki4982> hahahahahhhahhah!!!
[08:43] <nikki4982> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:44] <nikki4982> *goes off to find chad kroegar to tell him the big news*