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happeningfish wrote:Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"

Excellent.

I am soooo bored right now.

me too

joe_canadian wrote:"Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

But... but... I'm so innocent!

< insert predictable "Manwhore" comment here >

does anyone know how to dread one's hair .. and then take out those dreads once you're tired of them? without having to shave your head

i really like pop rocks. they are super awesome wicked cool. But they always get stuck to the sides of the package. why do they do that? why wouldn't the company devise a package so that the pop rocks wouldn't get stuck to the package? Maybe because then you have to buy more pop rocks because most people are too lazy to eat the pop rocks off the sides of the package. I'm not though. hmm maybe i should write to the company and tell them they need a new package. maybe i'll design one myself!

My mother is so stupid. She taking away my freaking privacy. I am no longer allowed to have my bedroom door closed just in case she has to call me. Oh god. This all started cuz on Friday I couldnt hear her when she came home and then she spazzed on me. Grrrr.

i have to wash the sheets. but luckily for me, it was at her place. no sheet washing for me.

pop rocks rule!

Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

That is so sadly true.

Start homework, now!








I didn't start....

What the heck is a pop rock?

Axtech wrote:

joe_canadian wrote:"Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."

But... but... I'm so innocent!

< insert predictable "Manwhore" comment here >

[ insert savage sack-beatings here ] [ here ] [ and here ]

Theres a hole in my underwear, and I have no idea how it got there.

joe_canadian wrote:[ insert savage sack-beatings here ] [ here ] [ and here ]

i've been watching Disney films all day for my sociology paper, i'm on to my 4th one today.
this is fun

My TV and my computer monitor are flicking on and off.

It's strange, 'cuz nothing else is.

OLPMazurite wrote:i really like pop rocks. they are super awesome wicked cool. But they always get stuck to the sides of the package. why do they do that? why wouldn't the company devise a package so that the pop rocks wouldn't get stuck to the package? Maybe because then you have to buy more pop rocks because most people are too lazy to eat the pop rocks off the sides of the package. I'm not though. hmm maybe i should write to the company and tell them they need a new package. maybe i'll design one myself!

Pop rocks are very awesome.

My highlight of the day was finding shirts $1 each at Old Navy. It made me happy

I never learn my lesson, I swear to God. Someone kick me.

*kicks Cass*