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Chad: See, what you do is, multiply the volume in litres by the concentration to get the number of moles of sodium hydroxide, then you use the ratio from the coefficients in the balanced chemical equation to determine the moles of sulfuric acid that were neutralized. THEN you divide that by the volume to get the concentration!
Chad:Wheee!
(#)Annie: that sounds exciting, but to the extent of my knowledge a mole is a furry rodent.
Chad: It's 6.022 x 10^23 of something. Atoms, molecules, and what have you.
(#)Annie: oh. I'll bet that's much less furry.
Chad: This is true. Numbers are completely hairless, oddly enough.
(#)Annie: Yeah, they're strange like that. I mean, how do they expect to keep warm in the winter?
Chad: I keep telling pi to wear a hat, but he's stubborn.


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thirdhour wrote:don't bother says:
do you wanna come over and watch a movie?
don't bother says:
i'm bored
this is my love says:
ok
don't bother says:
oh, and by watch a movie i mean have hot sex

That eerily encapsultes every single drunk call I've ever made.

*heads to ontario*

"The Cat" says:
harley used to be cool
"The Cat" says:
now hes a fairy
"The Cat" says:
sayin all this love crap n shit....kids these days
don't bother says:
you're pretty much the most intelligent and well-spoken human being i've ever talked to
don't bother says:
in my entire life
don't bother says:
serious


clue: I wasn't being serious.

joe_canadian wrote:

thirdhour wrote:don't bother says:
do you wanna come over and watch a movie?
don't bother says:
i'm bored
this is my love says:
ok
don't bother says:
oh, and by watch a movie i mean have hot sex

That eerily encapsultes every single drunk call I've ever made.

I think I seriously misunderstood our phone conversation, then.

I think I win the thread. My most recent AIM conversation was with.... a cat!



WrldsASubway: .9067m,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
WrldsASubway signed off at 6:25:54 AM.
WrldsASubway signed on at 6:25:54 AM.
WrldsASubway: sorry josh...my cat was layin on my key oard :O
WrldsASubway signed off at 6:26:33 AM.

Aww, kitty thinks she's people!!

missy IS human!

haha apparently my cat wanted to talk to Josh.

(and so go the slow days in the rubber house)
i named [Jess's 30GB iPod] Marmalade
You were doing well until everyone died.
Ziggy [my iPod nano] > Marmalade
(and so go the slow days in the rubber house)
pfff
You were doing well until everyone died.
Marmalade is fat.
You were doing well until everyone died.
your iPod is fat!
You were doing well until everyone died
you might as well call it your iFat.
(and so go the slow days in the rubber house)
LMFAO

reptile = me, what is the square root of doom? = blair

What is the square root of doom? says:
moog invented the moog because of tubas and porn

reptile says:
hahahahaha

What is the square root of doom? says:
walter seer sold and manufactured tubas and directed porn earlier in his life

reptile says:
i did not know that.

reptile says:
i hope there were tubas in his porn.

What is the square root of doom? says:
and was friends with bob. that's some kinky shit right there

reptile says:
tuba porn!!!!

What is the square root of doom? says:


reptile says:

happyxfishy: klaen i <3 you
xCSPULLx: good.
xCSPULLx: why?
happyxfishy: wha? because I do.
happyxfishy: i just <3 you.
xCSPULLx: oh.
xCSPULLx: we're watching Clue the movie.
xCSPULLx: it's pretty great.
xCSPULLx: which is joel pahl's phrase that apparently i use too much.
happyxfishy: ive seen that!
happyxfishy: ahahg
happyxfishy: it has that guy...in it.
happyxfishy: tim......curry. i dreamed him and brad pitt killed me!
xCSPULLx: yeah i don't like him
xCSPULLx: jordan saw it at the movie place and was like 'we should get this' & i was like 'yeah cuz sabrina likes it & told me to see it'
happyxfishy: haha.

um, ok... this thread needs saving

seventy-eight says:
I've been reading about the holocaust all day

seventy-eight says:
I'm not sure who wins yet

seventy-eight says:
that's at the end of the book

alexandra says:
peek!

seventy-eight says:
ok, brb

seventy-eight says:
um

seventy-eight says:
everyone turns out to be alright

seventy-eight says:
let us never speak of it again

seventy-eight says:
:|

wtf?

_old_lady_peace wrote:xCSPULLx: we're watching Clue the movie.
xCSPULLx: it's pretty great.
xCSPULLx: which is joel pahl's phrase that apparently i use too much.
happyxfishy: ive seen that!
happyxfishy: ahahg
happyxfishy: it has that guy...in it.
happyxfishy: tim......curry. i dreamed him and brad pitt killed me!
xCSPULLx: yeah i don't like him

I LOVE CLUE AND TIM CURRY OWNS YOU!!!!

alexandra says:
Yokohama, Japan is 7 degrees with a few clouds
alexandra says:
in case you were wondering
(and so go the slow days in the rubber house) says:
i think i was
(and so go the slow days in the rubber house) says:
subconsciously
alexandra says:
i'm on top of things like that

oh-five/thirty-one/nineteen-eighty-eight says:
though seriously, that actor boy
oh-five/thirty-one/nineteen-eighty-eight says:
i was actually drooling
oh-five/thirty-one/nineteen-eighty-eight says:
i think he's pretty old
oh-five/thirty-one/nineteen-eighty-eight says:
but HOTTTTTT
three down, two to go says:
old is good
three down, two to go says:
lol
three down, two to go says:
I am sick of young
oh-five/thirty-one/nineteen-eighty-eight says:
like, 30!
three down, two to go says:
in fact give them long enough to build you a fortune, then you'll be just old enough to be mature and enjoy it when they kick the bucket!
oh-five/thirty-one/nineteen-eighty-eight says:
you're a keeper

nikki4982 wrote:I LOVE CLUE AND TIM CURRY OWNS YOU!!!!

it.