^ loves to make love on the beach

joe_canadian wrote:I saw the Juliana Theory song "August in Bethany" on kazaa and thought, "wow, they made a song about Rob's summer plans."

that is the best song ever, and what is so bad about being emo?

clumsy_congressman wrote:Ignorance

"If iognorance is bliss then ours is truly a blissful society."

^ i love her

my skin as pale as butter, and also as tasty

what is your favorite word in the english language?

mine is constantipole

in a bee's nest

on a crowded subway train trying to conceal it from everyone else

on a lawnmower.....while running

during a marathon

in an igloo

1. a lady walking down the street at this very moment
2. the taco bell dog
3. goldie hawn
4. the person who invented the lawnmower
5. bif naked

by the way i would bang roseanne in a second, just to hear that moan

It's 12:03 am and I've found myself listening to Sean Paul and I can't download anything else cuz my parents are being stupid but my sister is allowed to download.....aaaaaah

Dear Bethany Alex and Alan

I have an addiction to tortilla chips. Is it a problem when my addiction makes me bathe in tortilla chips. I have made sweaters out of the bags and have invented a new perfume: Fragrance of Tortilla. Do I have a problem?

Tortillas in Timbucktwo

its either flactem leinad sounds like a norweigan superstar

or flactem nad

o shit, this should be a sticky thread


*not literally

oreos are like the scarecrow of the cookie nation, they stick out like a sore thumb with their incredible taste, but scare away all the blah tasting other cookies

i think she likes the attention of RAPE

definitely leave it, its awesome, it will definitely force them to remember you

i love me too

Loves Bites- Def Leppard US
fucking rights i love def leppard

Desire-U2

theres a little bit too much debating at this party im starting one at my house

"leaves party and invites everyone to join him, going to be many strippers and a swimming pool of beer*

*party at my house*

ill join without question *parties*

i wish i could meet bob barker